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"I'm still an actor and a nanny, although now I get paid for both. Sometimes. Have you seen my commercial extolling the..."
More about Keely
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Schools (Other):
All you really need to know is that I went to Taconic High, Hampshire College, had a brief stint in London through the Marymount RADA thinger and I have oodles of loans.
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College/University:
Hampshire College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, theatre/playwriting
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Occupation:
Actor and nanny. And sleeper on couches.
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Affiliations:
Collaboraction Theatre Artistic Associate, A Reasonable Facsimile Theatre (ARFTCO) company member, part-time Improv teacher with Emerald City Theatre, on again/off again improviser at the Improv Kitchen
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Hobbies and Interests:
Cooking elaborately with whatever's in the fridge, taking too many pix of my cats and then recoiling at number of "cat pix" on my computer, reading less than intellectual books and either a) hiding them or b) ineffectively defending my right for escapism, goopy soaks with every combined "bath" product I can find, downloading shows and hoping they're not mislabeled porn (I almost typed "pron." Pron would be fine. Preferable, really.) Performance has become less of a "hobby" and more of a "gee, if I don't get better at this I'll need to rethink my career." I still need naps or I get a tetch cranky.
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Favorite Books:
The Merlin series by Mary Stewart, the Girls Guide to Hunting and Fishing by Melissa Banks, the Red Tent by Anita Diamant, Nick Hornby, Boys of My Youth by Joanne Beard, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul, anything else by Douglas Adams, Ender's Game and series, most Tom Stoppard plays, Richard Greenberg, Nora Roberts, Carl Hiaasen, Dan Brown, fairytales, any historical fiction and stuff that I write. Note that I did not say fan fiction.
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Favorite Movies:
Spinal Tap, Big Fish, Wet Hot American Summer, Clue, Willow, So I Married an Axe Murderer, the Princess Bride, Christopher Guest anything, Wayne's World, stuff I'm in.
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Favorite Music:
Boston, Def Leppard, Weezer, Foreigner, Black Crowes, Etta James, B.B. King, Lyle Lovett, Sara Evans, the Darkness, any hair metal, blues, rock or mix-tape.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Quantum Leap, The Daily Show, Insomniac, 24, Law & Order, the State, Twin Peaks, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Friends, Pop-up Videos, "I love the" clip-shows, Best Week Ever, all Behind the Musics and E True Hollywood Stories, Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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About Me:
I'm still an actor and a nanny, although now I get paid for both. Sometimes. Have you seen my commercial extolling the virtue of a technical education? I'd think you'd find it helpful.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Still Dean Stockwell. I think the shock of meeting Scott Bakula would kill me.
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Join the Misplaced Planet!
from that show, which, might I say, was the
best fun I had working on a narrative play at
Hampshire! I guess it helped that we were
already practically family going into it... I'm
looking forward to seeing your face on the
big screen. When does Spidey 2 come out?
I'm happy to say that my Div III consisted of
footage of the great starlet Keely before she
struck it big. Lots of love!
Lincoln Park Zoo. And she's helping
me to see children not as walking eggs
or smallish adults but rather as a
stage of being in which I may have
once even found myself. Hot holy
damn. And she's a hellraiser at the
bars!
names in the history of the planet. Upon
hearing it for the first time, I imagined a
beautiful, spunky, Irish girl who could write
like a motherfucker, and I was not
dissapointed. OK, I didn't imagine the writing
part first off, but seriously, her emails are like
Springsteen lyrics. Beauty, brains, and the
ability to use a semicolon -- what else is
there? Anyway, she's great, although anyone
reading this probably knows that already.
Definitely one of my favorite people on earth
who is not a 54 year old rock star.
post card when I stopped for gas outside
Amarillo. There was a converted
barn/porno shop across the road with a
giant red 'X' on each of three grain
silos. I went inside to pay and saw a
postcard that read "The Yellow Rose of
Texas", in this environment, how could I
not think of Keely? Maybe one of these
days I'll mail it to you...
up against a door and kissed me. She
then turned around and
announced, "Number 8! I'm winning
everybody!" Sadly enough, up to that
point, that was probably the least
awkward moment I ever shared with
anyone I kissed.
virginity I want it to be with Keely.