You think Ray's chronic bouts of nudity are
disturbing? Try asking him what he does with the
dog... Then there's always the lighting of his crotch
on fire, his 21st B day and the floorboard of my
poor, unsuspecting car, and the selling of 5 year
old Peruvian boys out of my Grandma's garage.
Despite all of these things, I love the shit outta this
kid. He is truely a wonderfull, yet extremely
strange cat with a great sense of humor. And if you
don't speak fluent ray already I suggest you
learn... It will make your future get togethers a lot
easier...
If you're going to witness a pair of
cajones hanging out, or a naked man
walking out of a bathroom at a crowded
party, Ray will most likely be the
man, or the cajones. Mailboxes
everywhere be warned, for as mailboxes
stand for decency and compassion, Ray
the scatman (not talking about jazz)
will come upon it with swift
doom....gopher doom.
Ray may not have an STD, but he's
always made my crotch burn. I highly
recommend that anyone expecting to
spend time in close quarters with the
man bring saran wrap and a long stick,
preferably soaked in bug spray(its for
the bung hole).
disturbing? Try asking him what he does with the
dog... Then there's always the lighting of his crotch
on fire, his 21st B day and the floorboard of my
poor, unsuspecting car, and the selling of 5 year
old Peruvian boys out of my Grandma's garage.
Despite all of these things, I love the shit outta this
kid. He is truely a wonderfull, yet extremely
strange cat with a great sense of humor. And if you
don't speak fluent ray already I suggest you
learn... It will make your future get togethers a lot
easier...
cajones hanging out, or a naked man
walking out of a bathroom at a crowded
party, Ray will most likely be the
man, or the cajones. Mailboxes
everywhere be warned, for as mailboxes
stand for decency and compassion, Ray
the scatman (not talking about jazz)
will come upon it with swift
doom....gopher doom.
always made my crotch burn. I highly
recommend that anyone expecting to
spend time in close quarters with the
man bring saran wrap and a long stick,
preferably soaked in bug spray(its for
the bung hole).