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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Born in the woods, raised by white-collar wolves
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Company:
French-American International School, AYUSA
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Bret's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/323730
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Other education:
Berkeley High, Ecole Bilingue, Pomona
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College/University:
Claremont Consortium of Colleges - Pomona College, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Linguistics!
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Occupation:
I send high school kids to fancy lands
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What I enjoy doing:
The A's, playing my guitar and my big mexan guitar and other peoples' guitars (I'm into guitars), languages, "kicking it, " when the letter fits perfectly into the envelope, wiping rain out of my eyebrows
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Favorite Books:
The Sirens of Titan, Breakfast of Champions, Hocus Pocus, Catcher in the Rye, The Selfish Gene, Into The Wild, Cook books, Roald Dahl's short stories, Ball four, Moneyball, The Sheltering Sky, Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth
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Favorite Movies:
Wild at Heart, Lost Highway, Chicken Bread, You can count on me, Shawshank Redemption, Adaptation, Smoke, the Laundry Films, any and all trashy horror films (even final destination 2!)
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Favorite Music:
Paul Simon, Broken Social Scene, M. Ward, Beck, Beatles, Tom Petty, Joanna Newsom, Pixies, Shins, Counting crows, Drew Beck, Mason Jennings, Menomena
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin peaks, Simpsons, Family guy, south park, Mr. Show, blooper shows, and anything baseball
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
There are three components involved in having a soul. One is liking the Beatles. One is being ticklish. The last is liking chocolate. You need to have at least two of these three in order to have a soul.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who can fill awkward silences. That's hard to do. People who are straight up. Funny people.
Also Barry Zito, Richard Dawkins, Beck, Al Gore, and Daphne Zuniga.
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Go A's!
senior thesis film, and he never saw it.
That's a travesty! Jesus!
AND........ GO A's!!!!!
Bret about the many plot twists of my
complicated love life. And his. But
usually mine, because... well... I mean
really, what advice could I give Bret? He
already has the best jokes about melted
penguins, the cleverest way to make
new words (e.g. "candations-- definitely
using that linguistics degree) and MAD
STYLE FOR SURE.
But I only came for the bananna taffy. not
to talk. sorry.
oh, and miracles aren't just for the
holidays.
associate with me even after I chose to
attend the University of Michigan. You
may not know this, but in Michigan it is
legal to marry cats and consummate said
marriage. If any of my friends moved to
a cat-marriage state, I would drop that
friend like a bad habit. Bret, however,
is a trooper. Thank you, friend.
Indiana Jones after a long hot shower, Bret
Turner is a ladies man. He did not pay me to write
this--though he does owe me $100. And though
he may not be successful at bets, he will surely
win you over with his knock-knock jokes.
life to open for Bret's band, The
Fandangos, at the Cha-Cha Club in
Appletown, Wisconsin in 1983. As a
young Tom Petty would later say of that
night, "I have seen the future of rock
n' roll and its name is Bret Turner.
Fueled by a mixture of cocaine and
Wrigley's chewing gum, Bret electrified
the crowd with his virtuosic
performance and shoddy sound wiring.
By the end of night the Fandango's show
had claimed the hearts of millions and
the lives of 34, a debut that would
only be overshadowed by Bret's
subsequent drug problem and public
indecency conviction. Shine on you
crazy diamond. Shine on.