Dating Women, Relationship with Women, Friends

Oct 2003

Venice

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Wildwizzight

MC Hammer back up dancer

Bass Guitar, Pimping, Tennis, Cross Country, Snowboarding, Sleeping, Slaughtering the innocent, filming movies, girls

Harry Potter, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Catcher in the Rye, The Outsider, Fear and Loathing on Campaign Trail 72, The Davinci Code (dont believe it...its fiction people!)

Kill Bill, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Blow, Edward Scissorhands, The Breakfast Club, 1st Matrix, Apocalypse Now, Scarface, SLC Punk, Pootie Tang, Memento, Half Baked, Friday, The Godfather, Blazing Saddles, Any Jay and Silent bob movie, eXistenZ, Brazil, Napoleon Dynamite, Citizen Kane

Marilyn Manson, Tenacious D, Rollin Stones, System of a Down, Rage Agaisnt the Machine, Johnny Cash, Linkin Park, OutKast, NIN, Richard Cheese, Michael Jackson, Judas Priest, Modest Mouse, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Yes, Willy Nelson, The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Lil John YEAH!, Devo, Styx, and zillions more...

SNL, Old Man Show, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, The Daily Show, Conan O'brien

Well where shall I begin, I was born on a remote Island in Indonesia. From my birth I was raised to be a prized Kamodo Dragon fighter. I was probibly the best in the land, but I knew that fighting these monsters was not my true calling. I knew that I had to make it to hollywood not to become an actor, writer, director, or musician, but as a Cage Fighter. I knew that my days wrestling these komodo dragons would surely help. So I signed myself up as "Jeffrey the dragon slayer." Soon i was immortalized in the underground boxing world. I won every single match, except one. July 19, 1937 I was forced to fight Jingles, the Clown Rapist. As the match began, I Started to win...right off the bat. Then Out of no where he shot me in the face with his spinning bow tie. This wasnt just normal joke water, it was sulfuric acid. As I freaked out with my face burning off, only one thing went through my mind. it was..."AAAAHHHHH!" After I lost the match I had nowhere else to go. Fighting was my life...So I decided to sell star maps on the corner of hollywood and Vine and get payed 40 cents under minimum wage. One cold and rainy night, When my downward spiral of shame and pain had almost hit the bottom, and I lied there helpless I looked up and saw the faint sillouette of Jingles... Except he didnt have makeup on. He took me in, and taught me the ways of the clown and I even learned that his real name was indeed George Foreman. He had just made it big, and he needed someone to take his place as Jingles the rapist clown. His make up would just barely cover up my scars. after 7 years of physical Therapay and fighting practice, I went back into the underground fighting world...And at the age of 84, I am still fighting. Thats me.

Someone who doesn't conform...