Me and Emily met in the amputee section of a porn store. She looked up from the movie box she was holding and said " I wish Victor Ballsy would just lay down the cash and get it stretched." My hat rose inches off my head and did one complete turn. We have been friends ever since.
hmmmm havent seen emily for about 8
years but..... very imaginative, easy to
talk to a love of good food good music
good movies and conversation. she is
very opinionated yet very open very
intelligent and very childish who knows
things do change but its hard to
imagine she could have grown up to be
lame but hay anything is possible........
Emily is THE go-to girl for olives and
feta cheese. Well, she's my go-to girl,
and quite honestly she should be yours
too. Ask her about Walter and the
pageant - what a story. It rivals her
open marriage.
Sure, everyone always _talks_ about
their favorite Golden Girl, but only
Emily actually _has_ her favorite
Golden Girl tied up in her garage.
Because Emily is a girl who gets things
done.
I had a dream I was Emily's sidekick.
My name is Jessica; I'm a lesser known
character. I had a dream I was Emily's
sidekick, fighting crime in the streets
together.
Emily enjoys short, abusive walks in the
moonlight and anything detrimental to
the health of a normal human being. In
fact, if its detrimental to others, she
enjoys it more (see: kick to the groin).
Emily also is dangerously obesessed with
giving voice to inanimate objects, like
puppets, manequins, and common household
appliances. Please don't hit on her -
not because she's my "lover", but
because she'd probably assault you, and
I can't afford to bail her out anymore.
Testimonials and Comments for Emily
years but..... very imaginative, easy to
talk to a love of good food good music
good movies and conversation. she is
very opinionated yet very open very
intelligent and very childish who knows
things do change but its hard to
imagine she could have grown up to be
lame but hay anything is possible........
feta cheese. Well, she's my go-to girl,
and quite honestly she should be yours
too. Ask her about Walter and the
pageant - what a story. It rivals her
open marriage.
their favorite Golden Girl, but only
Emily actually _has_ her favorite
Golden Girl tied up in her garage.
Because Emily is a girl who gets things
done.
My name is Jessica; I'm a lesser known
character. I had a dream I was Emily's
sidekick, fighting crime in the streets
together.
moonlight and anything detrimental to
the health of a normal human being. In
fact, if its detrimental to others, she
enjoys it more (see: kick to the groin).
Emily also is dangerously obesessed with
giving voice to inanimate objects, like
puppets, manequins, and common household
appliances. Please don't hit on her -
not because she's my "lover", but
because she'd probably assault you, and
I can't afford to bail her out anymore.