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      • Amy
      • Posted
      • Ali and I are the same person. It's
        quite frightening, but in the good,
        exciting way that things like roller
        coasters and salmonella are. A
        quick rundown of our comonalities:
        bizarre childhood loves of
        Columbo, Rosemary's Baby and
        Archie comics, naming inanimate
        objects, discussing Brian
        Dennehy's oeuvre, plotting who
        can be brought--nay, WILL be
        brought--into the fold, drinking
        chillable (pronounced chill-ah-blay)
        red boxed wine, barging into
        carnival wholesalers, and
        occasionally meeting for high tea at
        the Drake Hotel. Our only
        difference is that her favorite book
        is "Trump" by The Donald, whereas
        I am not quite as evolved in my
        coolness as to have reached that
        point. Still, the point is: I could not
        have survived this year in Chicago
        without her.
      • Claire
      • Posted
      • ali. her favorite color combo is red and light
        blue. she has prescription glasses to match
        every outfit. she is my best shot to end up in
        a museum. we will get a grant for our people
        watching skills. her parent's house always
        has a door unlocked through which i can
        sneak in to hang out. she is generous with
        her thrift store finds. she does a mean cher
        impression. she's definitely my favorite.
      • Lura
      • Posted
      • Ali holds the all-time title for most
        catchphrases and cruel nicknames coined
        in a four-year period. Her own
        nickname, "America's Sweetheart," is
        truly appropriate, for if there were a
        deathmatch between Britney and Ali, Ali
        would be crowned champeen. One time
        Ali barfed on herself and then slept in
        my bed. I had to Febreze my mattress
        three times, and I still love her.
        That is the power of Ali.

        Let's just say that when they made this
        one, they broke the mold and closed the
        factory.
      • Joshua
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      • IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS AND FIFTEEN DAYS,
        SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAYI GO OUT
        EVERY NIGHT AND SLEEP ALL DAY
        SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY
        SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE I CAN DO
        WHATEVER I WANT
        I CAN SEE WHOM EVER I CHOOSEI CAN EAT
        MY DINNER IN A FANCY RESTAURANT, BUT
        NOTHING, I SAID NOTHING CAN TAKE AWAY
        THESE BLUES, COS'

        NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO
        YOU

        IT'S BEEN SO LONELY WITHOUT YOU HERE
        LIKE A BIRD WITHOUT A SONG AHHH
        NOTHING CAN STOP THESE LONELY TEARS
        FROM FALLING,TELL ME BABY, WHERE DID I
        GO WRONG

        I CAN PUT MY ARMS AROUND EVERY BOY I
        SEE
        THEY DON'T REMIND ME OF YOU AHHH
        I WENT TO THE DOCTORS AND GUESS WHAT HE
        TOLD ME, GUESS WHAT HE TOLD ME, HE SAID
        GIRL YOU'D BETTER TRY TO HAVE FUN, NO
        MATTER
        WHAT YOU DO, BUT HE'S A FOOL COS'

        NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO
        YOU

        ALL THE FLOWERS THAT YOU PLANTED MAMA
        IN THE BACK YARD
        ALL DIED AND WITHERED AWAY AHHH
        I KNOW THAT LIVING WITH YOU BABY, WAS
        SOMETIMES HARD
        BUT I'M WILLING TO GIVE IT ANOTHER TRY
        COS'

        NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO
        YOU
        NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO
        YOU
        NOTHING COMPARES, NOTHING COMPARES TO
        YOU
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