• Brant Russell

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      • melissa
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      • h to the izzo
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      • A couple of years ago, I happened to be at a New Year's Party at Brant's house. Drunk on the ten dollar champaigne we were swilling, his best friend -- who happens to be my best friend's kid brother -- apropos of nothing, kissed me full on the lips and tried to slip me his tonuge. Now, I'm not saying that this sort of thing happens all the time when Brant's around, but then again, I can't vouch for him during all twenty-four hours of the day
      • Meredith
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      • Brantly owes me money!
      • melissa
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      • back in '99 i asked brant to marry me.
        he laughed, slapped me across the
        room and has never taken me
        seriously since. he may be the
        standard against which i measure all
        men, but i don't think it's a
        very "reciprocalistic" relationship.
      • Meredith
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      • The Brant that i knew spent most of his
        time taking pictures of his nipples with
        my camera, meticulously arranging his
        houseplants and eating mustard
        sandwiches.... Charming as all hell.
      • Will
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      • Brant pulled me aside one evening after a
        trying set of covered popular favorites from
        the early 50s and mid 50s and stole my kazoo
        from betwixt my turgid fingers. He slapped me
        across the face and told me that it wasn't
        proper to cry in front of women, especially
        with a kazoo in your pocket. We kissed
        beneath a gas-lit street lamp and now, 25
        years later, we're still very much in love.
      • Jeremy
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      • Now you've gone and corrupted Griff
        Griffin just before letting him loose
        on my posse here in Brooklyn. That's
        cold. What am I going to do with all
        that red hair? I know you just gave
        him a spanking and sent him to his
        room, but I don't have the same streak
        of iron. Eurasian Well.
      • Claire
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      • Brant: a guy you'd bake a "Good Luck
        Brant" cake for when he announced his
        plans to leave the workplace...after
        two weeks. Brant, you've come a long
        way since "The Lost Colony" box office
        in Manteo, NC, and risen even to the
        ranks of "poop collector." We're so
        proud. [And btw, that "washed up
        hippie" finishing his version of Blind
        Melon's "No Rain," is actually Robert
        Plant and I think he's about halfway
        up the stairway to heaven in that shot-
        -some of my best work really.]
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      • One time Brant complained that because of his
        piles of wealth, his boring ethnicity and his
        safe and healthy childhood there was no good
        story he could write. I'll give him a good story
        to write when I KICK HIS ASS! Nice Jetta.
      • John
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      • I hung out with Brant the first week
        or two of college. I thought he was
        very cool, although his stark and
        potent similarity to his roommate was
        disturbing.
        Then Brant vanished for four
        years. I think he became a garden
        gnome. A very witty, urbane, and
        bright garden gnome. You should hang
        out with him.
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