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      • Salome
      • Posted
      • I have so much fun hanging out with
        Patrick- it doesn't matter if we walk
        around Union Square looking for good
        ice cream or if we just sit and people
        watch. Patrick's eccentric personality
        draws people to him. He's healthy, hot,
        and full of heart.
      • Lara
      • Posted
      • Stop being so hot you fucking hot
        bitch!
      • Marian
      • Posted
      • Patrick and I became friends when I
        asked him to be my campaign manager
        when I ran for junior high student
        council representative. I lost.
        I tell you one thing though.. he moves
        in mysterious ways, yes he does. Oh,
        yes he does. He's hot, smart, and my
        oldest friend (not in the methusela
        sense) and I love him dearly.
      • Stephanie
      • Posted
      • Patrick (my birthday twin) you have
        miles and miles of style! Tabarkala!
        Thanks for being such good company
        while our paths crossed in Tangier.
        Don't ever feel guilty about shopping
        sprees in Spain or Paris, and keep our
        Hafa hangout full of your star quality.
        I miss you heaps! Keep me posted on all
        the excitement. xoxo.
      • Andrew
      • Posted
      • Patrick's like a McDonald's Quarter
        Pounder with Cheese. He'll eventually
        give you a heart attack, but, damn, he
        sure tastes good! ...okay, that was a
        really dumb analogy. But how, I ask
        you, does one sum up the incredibleness
        that is Patrick "The Hulk" Hazelton?
        Brilliant, handsome, funny, clean--
        these words but scratch the surface!
        Patrick is cooler than a strawberry
        daquiri and smoother than a Starbuck's
        frappucino. Drink this guy up before
        someone else does. Word.
      • Abby
      • Posted
      • If Patrick were a dessert, he'd be a
        warm yummy gushy chocolate pudding!
        And I mean that in the best of ways. I
        miss you - I know you're out being
        fabulously cool in Morocco, but really,
        isn't it time to come home? You'll
        still be fabulously cool back here!
      • Lara
      • Posted
      • Hi you sexy beast. I miss you!
      • Claire
      • Posted
      • In the 7th hour of a bus ride through
        Mali, as people were loading goats into
        the baggage compartment, Patrick
        said, "I guess this isn't the
        appropriate time to raise animal rights
        issues." I, on the other hand, was
        worried about goat poop on my
        backpack. I think that says something
        good about Patrick. He is a
        fascinating, perceptive, and
        compassionate individual with a sharp
        wit to boot. Funny, funny, and
        funnier. I don't think Patrick is
        afraid of anything, except maybe some
        bathrooms in West Africa. Teaching is
        really difficult, and teaching in
        Morocco has its own unique challenges.
        I don't know where he finds the time,
        but Patrick also manages to cook and
        maintain an awesome fashion sense.
        salam a lekum....
      • Connie
      • Posted
      • Patrick ran off to Morocco and I miss
        his fabulous-ness and crazy, endearing
        ways. But hopefully he'll come back
        soon with his super runner calves (13
        miles!!) and we'll go stalk Kim Deal,
        ex-cheerleader and rock goddess,
        together. P.S. Patrick takes good
        photos. That's sexy.

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