One time Josh threw a molitov cocktail
into a bus full of nuns, whilst gently
laying his other index finger afore my
nose to keep me from sneezing. But in
fairness, they were vampire-nuns...
If Josh L. Franklin ran for governor, he
would probably lose, but only because he
has no time, money, or suits for
macro-political-thingies. A real gent
to have coffee and cigarettes with,
because he's sharp and sincere, unless
he's been faking it. Keep your sister
away from this man, they may be
irresistibly attracted to his torso
region. Well, Josh drives a pimp car,
and not the good kind of pimp.
Also, if ever in a tussle with him, aim
for the groin, it's his weak spot.
into a bus full of nuns, whilst gently
laying his other index finger afore my
nose to keep me from sneezing. But in
fairness, they were vampire-nuns...
would probably lose, but only because he
has no time, money, or suits for
macro-political-thingies. A real gent
to have coffee and cigarettes with,
because he's sharp and sincere, unless
he's been faking it. Keep your sister
away from this man, they may be
irresistibly attracted to his torso
region. Well, Josh drives a pimp car,
and not the good kind of pimp.
Also, if ever in a tussle with him, aim
for the groin, it's his weak spot.
alive. He makes parties more entertaining
than a play-dough fun factory.