I love Matt and Heather, but I'd love
them more if they'd admit to our
magical love swing sessions. Dude, you
guys need to give it up! You know you
bitches love that shit! Next time we
have GOT to listen to something else
though. How many times can I get
triple fisted to "Red, Red Wine"?
I used to eye this guy with suspicion.
I mean really - he plays the drums like
a machine, he knows the answer to
*everything*, his wife is a total
hottie, and he always wins at board
games! But then I found out that he
actually made a deal with the devil.
Now it all makes sense...
something nice. He still owes me ten.
Fucker. Uh, I, meant "coooool!" Gotta
love that Mike...err, Matt.
give the bad boy like no one else!
them more if they'd admit to our
magical love swing sessions. Dude, you
guys need to give it up! You know you
bitches love that shit! Next time we
have GOT to listen to something else
though. How many times can I get
triple fisted to "Red, Red Wine"?
I mean really - he plays the drums like
a machine, he knows the answer to
*everything*, his wife is a total
hottie, and he always wins at board
games! But then I found out that he
actually made a deal with the devil.
Now it all makes sense...