Jeremy Shannon

      "I'm a guy. I play drums in a band called Mandragora. Whooptie freakin' doo."

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      • Jeremiah
      • Posted
      • I don't know Jeremy that well - I've
        just played a couple shows with him.
        My initial impression, though, is that
        for a blind midget with a wooden leg
        he not only always has a smile on his
        place, but seems to play the drums
        well.
        Keep soldiering on, for yourself and
        everyone like you!
        Okay, I made that all up.
      • Cassi
      • Posted
      • somebody took cassi's avatar. its okay
        jeremy, it looks better on you
        anyway. :)
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • i forget the exact moment that i met
        jeremy. suddenly, it just seemed that
        he was around and everywhere and
        whooping the llama's ass with
        mandragora. i am actually bothered by
        his seamless entry into my memory. but
        i guess it sort of adds a certain
        voodoo-something to his charm. instant
        pal - just add water.
      • Johnny
      • Posted
      • Jeremy, what can I say about him. Well,
        he is probably the nicest guy I've ever
        met. Except that he tries to kill a lot
        of things, like people. That's me he's
        pointing to in his picture. Right after
        pointing he said he was going to kill
        me, then he projectile vomited
        hydrochloric acid that he keeps in a
        sac connected to his esophagus onto me.
        Naturally I fell down in pain. He then
        was going to stab me but remembered
        that his grandmother, who is in a
        nursing home, didn't make him blueberry
        pancakes in the shape of a heart for
        him that morning. So, lucky for me, he
        went to stab his grandmother. I now
        live in constant fear of what is going
        to happen to me. Thanks for the
        memories Jeremy.
      • John
      • Posted
      • What I wouldn't give to have a time
        machine, not for personal gain, comic
        books, or even to see Soylent Green in
        the movies. No, I would travel back in
        time, to kidnap baby Jeremy, and raise
        him as my own son and finder of my
        remote control. I think if training
        started early on in his youth he might
        develop a real knack for it. And if it
        didn't work out I could always butcher
        and eat him.
      • Brandon
      • Posted
      • Jeremy drops science like my main
        nigger Newton.
        It be smellin' like trashcans when he
        pootin'.
        Jeremy kicks his shit like mother
        fuckin' Pele.
        He's the wizard throwing koosh balls
        when he melee.
        He'll take 2 shits in a bucket or a
        pail,
        and poke out your eyes and leave a
        note in braille.

      • Kathleen
      • Posted
      • sometimes i lay awake at night wondering how
        it is that Jeremy has 97 friends. Then I realized
        they were probably clientelle for his phone sex
        hotline.
      • Mel
      • Posted
      • He's always saying sexy things to me in
        private. Like "Nice shoes" and "Mel
        what the fuck did you do to your
        face!" I like it.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • When it says "I'm a guy" in Jeremy's
        profile, I always think it says "I'm
        gay" because that would be hilarious if
        it were true. But alas...it's not.
        Jeremy, do something about that.

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