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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Plano, TX
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Jeffrey's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/328169
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Other education:
Rock n' Roll Highschool, School of Hard Cocks, God's Harvest Educational Centers
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College/University:
University of Texas - Austin, Attended 1997 - 2000, Class of 2000, Bachelor's Degree, English and Philosophy
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Occupation:
Writer, Rock Star
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Affiliations:
The Just Us League of America, Satan's Minions, The Pariah Society
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What I enjoy doing:
Rock n' Roll, Literature, Sci-Fi, Comic Books, Booze, Dancing, Shelley UK
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Favorite Books:
BROTHERS KARAMAZOV, THE NEW YORK TRILOGY, PALE FIRE, TWILIGHT OF THE IDOLS, CRYPTONOMICON, UBIK, PHILISOPHICAL INVESTIGATIONS, CATCH-22, RED AND BLACK, IN DREAMS BEGIN RESPONSIBILITIES, DON QUIXOTE, THE ADVENTURES OF KAVALIER AND CLAY, MOTHERLESS BROOKLYN
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Favorite Movies:
Wet Hot American Summer, 28 Days Later, The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Royal Tenenbaums (or anything by Wes Anderson), X2, Spidey 2, Unbreakable, B Malkovich, Pitch Black, anything by Peter Jackson, Unforgiven
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Favorite Music:
Americans UK, Arcade Fire, Ponies, Hives, Iron and Wine, Libertines, YYY'S, Scissor Sisters, The Kills, Missy E, Primadonnas, Velvet Underground, Postal Service, The Shins, Jem and The Holograms, Von Bondies, Iggy, Kinks, New York Dolls, Bowie, PJ Harvey, Rapture, Kaito
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Favorite TV Shows:
Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Futurama, America's Top Model, Mr. Show, X-Files, Buffy, Teen Titans Go!, The O.C.
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
Boy am I cute, smart and funny. Check it out: www.americans-uk.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
Kaneda or Batgirl. Ooh!--and Parker Posie! Dressed as
Batgirl!
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home and in a Bulgarian disco in
Manhattan.Im jetlagged and drunk and
confused when all of a sudden, i see
Jeffrey coming through the crowds,
doing the shopping trolley dance.Its like
Moses parting the Red Sea.I almost cry
tears of joy.Thanks buddy, i havent felt
that way in a long time...
xoxoxo
his dick down when he talks to you,
because that's just good manners.
owing Katie $3,572.55 for Sam's comic
book collection.
a jeff. they say, when a horse is tall,
it is like a jeff is tall. they say,
when a horse walks on the grass, it is
like a jeff walks on the grass. they
say when a horse draws on your face with
a marker when you are passed out, it is
like when a jeff draws on your face with
a marker when you are passed out.
some beautiful, sacred memory, preserved
since childhood, is perhaps the best
education of all. If a man carries many such
memories into life with him, he is saved for
the rest of his days. And even if only one
good memory is left in our hearts, it may also
be the instrument of our salvation one day. -
- Feodor Dostoyevsky, THE BROTHERS
KARAMAZOV
Back in college, I was on vacation one
summer, so my old college-era
significant other, Chris, calls this
Jeff and the other Jeff up and asks
them if they want to go sailing on
Lake Austin; the two Jeffs also
happened to be alone and girlfriend-
less at that point, so the day evolves
into three lonely guys adrift on a
sailboat together, smoking God-knows-
how-many-cigarettes-and-drinking-God-
knows-how-many-cases-of-beer in one
fucking long day. Chris never told me
much about that day; all I know are
these two facts: 1) Chris refused to
talk about the day other than what I
learned as listed above and 2) we
broke up soon after that weekend. I
personally think it had something to
do with Jeff's luminous, innocent blue
eyes and irresistably mischievous
grin, but...well, I guess there's
always a first time for being wrong.
the size of a catcher's mitt. he had
to hold it above his head so it looked
like he was constantly asking a
question that no one wanted to answer.
tender love to my car. It was the
bug's first time: she was nervous,
scared, yet willing. Sure, Jeff
called the next day, but then he
packed up his video camera and jetted
out of town. Now my car is a sex
fiend that only really gets off when
being filmed. Thanks a lot!
skool when we were silly kids
experimenting with silly philosophies
about existence or something. What
can I say, but the guy loves
Gombrowicz, and so do I...