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"He tried selling his heart to the hard girls over on easy
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More About Albert
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Schools (Other):
Hardknock Academy of Vicious Humiliations and Rugged Beatings
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Occupation:
atom bomb of unbridaled enthusiasm
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Affiliations:
Gutterthunk; Haggard and Staggering; Gentleman's Club of Astoria
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, books, lycanthrope, rock, exuberance, William Blake, symbolic geometry, gnosticism, taking down the brats, one by fucking one.
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Favorite Books:
rushdie. dickens. kazantzakis. bohumil hrabal. hesse. kerouac. kesey. jachym topol. kosinski. kotzwinkle. martin amis. paul auster. jennette winterson. phillip roth. kundera. gunter grass. lovecraft. kafka. slavoj zizek. zadie smith. angela carter. sam keith. alan moore. garth ennis. brian bendis.
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Favorite Movies:
CITY OF GOD. goodfellas. all wong kar wai. live flesh/tie me up tie me down. the graduate. apocalypse now. closely observed trains. do the right thing. scenesucks. gi joe psas. THE GODFATHER TRILOGY, butch cassidy and the sundance kid. when we were kings.
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Favorite Music:
trick & the heartstrings, syd barrett, stooges, against me, king crimson, peter gabriel, randy newman, cave in, slayer, swiz, swing kids, j-live, pussy galore, aesop rock, ink & dagger, cannibal ox, soilent green, wu tang, prince, jay-z, gary klinger, hail and farewell
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Favorite TV Shows:
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, faerie tale theater. mr. show. taboo. walking with cavemen. home movies. southpark. simpsons. queens public access music video shows of all kinds.
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
He tried selling his heart to the hard girls over on easy
street. But Johnny, they said, it falls apart so easy, and
hearts, these days, are cheap.
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Who I Want to Meet:
bruce springsteen circa '75;
prince circa '84;
salman rushdie at present,
irrational people with anger issues;
more people who have it all figured out;
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Testimonials and Comments for Albert
you look hot in this picture. can't hide the hipster. It's got to be the new found Philly in you. so into it.
24th Birthday. May he reign terror with
his wit and charm for another 10 years. I
say 10 because 34 sounds like a
probably age in which his liver, kidneys,
and lungs will probably give out from all
the heavy intoxicants he has absorbed
in his youg 24 year old life. At which
point I hope he has wrote the great
American Novel that sells millions and
becomes a cult classic. So when he
long and gone and people run to his
grave and lay copies of the book with a
bottle of Wild Turkey, I will be at a
penthouse apartment reaping his
rewards. Because of course he will have
left his little sister his entire estate and
the copyrights to his manuscripts.
People will send me weird Albert
memorabilia and other writter will beg to
see orginal manuscripts to which I will
laugh my evil Sotack laugh and tell them
to fuck off. I will then have a celebration
on his birthday where all in ny will
celebrate and be drunk. So my dear
brother Happy Birthday, and many
more.
sthe world coudn't handle another Al
Sotack, you might try to take over the
world or some shit like that, we always
new you were a narcisistic little bastard
from the time you were two and told you
the cops dad wasn't your father and to
please arrest him ;-)
the same gene pool ;-)
comparison to your face after a
victorious dance-off. Hail to the Prince
of Pennslyvania. It's a hefty title, so
wield it with grace. Merry Xmas &
Home-grown Pittsburgh Coals for
Everyone!
he's been casually calling his friends
"doctor" recently. i'm just as confused
as you are. he recently acquired the
home version of dance dance revolution
with the deluxe floor mats and all that
shit. experts are saying that he is
REALLY into it. he's also liking that
new Drawn Together show on Comedy
Central a lot. He got me to download
some episodes and after carefully
reviewing them, I think its mildly
retarded. But then again, Al thinks that
Get Fuzzy is laugh-out-loud hilarious. I
pray for his soul... when I pray...
which is never.
would die for, an angry look in his eyes, sludgy
rock on the stereo, and binoculars at the ready
for when the hot girl across the way was changing
or giving fat guys head.
no wait... no he doesn't. I was thinking of
someone else.
because there is a half eaten tomato
nearby. He must really like tomatos.
with him, but prompt return is the only
thing preventing me from getting
Illmatic on his face!