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      • LisaTheDiva
      • Posted
      • he drives like an old lady


        the way I met Lonnie was this:
        I was walking down the street; I
        tripped on something. I look back and
        it was Lonnie. He was nothing more
        than a sad boy on the street. I
        picked him up...dusted him off and
        bought him new clothes. I took him
        around the world and revealed to him
        the secrets of the universe...

        He knows everything so beware
      • Jim
      • Posted
      • WHen Lonnie came into the picture it
        was a breath of fresh air. I was sick
        of people who used their own dandruff
        as popcorn salt, and others who stole
        my Game Gear. Throughout the
        yearandmonths we didnt ride bikes as
        often as planned, but we did joke a
        lot about too cool foxes and other
        entertainment industry logos. If he
        ever wants a slice of pizza, he knows
        where to find me. and the pizza is on
        me too.
      • Sean
      • Posted
      • Lonnie has an obsession with Rosie
        Perez. I never knew anyone who had
        seen White Men Can't Jump as many
        times as him. I told him that movie
        sucked, and he said "What you
        talkin' 'bout, dis movie good, and
        Rosie a genius. Jou jus' wish you had
        half da talent o' Rosie...Gringo."
      • Rebecca
      • Posted
      • Lon makes me so happy when he skulks
        around the corners at work. He makes
        the best mixed CDs and drives fast
        without scaring.He makes me feel cool
        and doesn't freak out about about the
        big things, but flips over all the
        small things. He thinks he knows more
        about Tasha Yar than I do, but he is
        wrong. I'll show him someday! Lon is
        more underground than you will ever
        know, and has the sweaters to prove it!
      • Roxanna
      • Posted
      • He's like a chilli cheese dog without
        the Chilli. So, like a cheese dog. What
        I mean is he always has something fun
        to say, and i never ignore him when he
        IM's me. I do that to other people
        sometimes though. Yea.
      • Vulgar
      • Posted
      • i miss lonnie..i have no internet
        connection in SD yet.. *le sigh*
      • LisaTheDiva
      • Posted
      • Lonnie is a Hermit...But you gotta
        love him...
      • Amanda
      • Posted
      • So I was all sad that since I was
        leaving the Inwood I would no longer
        have Lonnie, a.k.a. the coolest manager
        ever, in my life. But then life threw
        me a happy card and I ended up being
        his neighbor instead. Mwahahaha. All
        I can say Lonnie is: be prepared. Hehe.
      • Austin
      • Posted
      • I've known Lonnie for a long time, but
        I'm made many mistakes in my life. I
        hate Lonnie more than I love fried
        eggs in a jar. If Lonnie was a woman,
        then I wouldn't be surprised. If I
        ever see Lonnie again, I'm just gonna
        close my eyes and go to my happy place
        (the bathroom). Lonnie is C3PO, we
        are the ewoks, view him with fear and
        respect.

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