Jake

Shepard

drinking, dranking, and arithmatic

Anything with pictures and small words

Fletch

Martin Denny, Jimmy Buffett

da Ali G Show, 24, The O.C., your mom, The Sopranos, Monster House, Smallville, The Family Guy

Halfass is an attitude and a way of life. Halfasses
complete the task effectively with a minimal amount of
effort or stress. A Halfass pulls the rip-cord faster than
the normal person. Mostly, Halfasses just are and let be.

Being a Halfass does not imply a lack of caring. Halfasses
generally put very little faith in blanket statements
or "isms," and instead are usually crippled by the ability
to see all sides of an issue. Introspection with no
particular purpose is a favorite past-time of the Halfass.
Halfass doesn't mean a lack of passion or creativity or
even drive. A Halfass is most certainly one of your best
employees - rowing the boat rather than rocking it. But
watch out, because the Halfass can have BIG ideas.

I want to meet entertaining people that can help me in my
quest, my quest to erradicate all the pine cones from the
face of the earth...

Or I would also be willing to meet people that want to give
me money.