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      • TubbyLambergini
      • Posted
      • so kids....Courtney demanded i give Keith as
        vulgar a testimonial on the puter as I gave her, so
        here it goes, (eh hem): FUCK ASS FUCK CUNT
        SHIT PUSSY ASS FUCK ASS KEITH FUCK SHIT
        ASS CUNT WIENER EAT ASS FUCK KEITH ASS
        FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK PUSSY CHOMPING
        CAK LIKIN' ASS EATIN' KEITH FUCK!!!! (wow,
        sometimes I wonder if I'm followed by a muse)
      • Will
      • Posted
      • roofcops, month long guitar riffs, stickers of us
        drowning, intensive analyzation of predator 2,
        hairbands from venus, five a.m., total recall.
        !dude!
      • Kendra
      • Posted
      • To the weak and weary (me), Keith is both call
        and answer to relief. Of course, because an
        exercising will will self-actualize only through
        opposition, I find myself combattent with the
        dilapatated absence of exagerated tension,
        which confronts a body when a body comes to
        this, the most terrifying and quieting landmine
        of relief: and, in brief: Keith remains the one
        thing I can't keep: friends. Risking auto-
        echolalia, I repeat: (a previously stated but
        often contradicted sentiment): I adore him.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Professionally worthless?
        No way...Professionally Crazy cool.
      • Kelly
      • Posted
      • The first time I met Keith was after a
        Sleepy Time Trio show in '97. He
        walked into the room and whined for 20
        minutes about how there is no Vegan
        food in town after dark and kicked
        everyone out. What a pissy, arrogant,
        vegan bastard! He did change his
        vegan ways but not before Jordan spent
        months slipping powdered milk and
        cheese into his food. Eventually, he
        got him back though-I doubt Jordan
        will ever dumpster dive for pizza
        again. (Vince is right- that is the
        funniest story EVER!!!)I really dont
        know Keith anymore but Im sure he is
        still the same lovable,arrogant
        bastard from back in the day. He did
        finally turned to the dark side and
        start eating meat. Its about fucking
        time.
      • Andy
      • Posted
      • Awhile back me and this guy dated these
        girls that came in a set. We didnt
        give two shits about each other back
        then, but after the somewhat tragic and
        mostly confusing dissolution of our
        respective relationships, we became
        pillars of strength for one another to
        shoulder the weight of a seemingly
        endless cascade of beer bottles.
      • Brandl
      • Posted
      • keith keeps me awake at night,
        literally.
      • Justin Nicholas
      • Posted
      • im back in nyc, and im comin for you
        bub.
      • Desiree
      • Posted
      • i used to think keith was an ass...but
        then i actually talked to him and
        realized it was just a facade. he's
        cool because he was also an Athens
        nightly figure in high school. the only
        way to be in my opinion.
      • Juan
      • Posted
      • Keith is like a lost amphorae brought up from
        a mediterranean shipwreck, lovingly restored
        to life, and then used to shuck oily french fries
        at a Burger King.

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