whats up slut! Randomly picked up a magazine lying around our chic office today (Paper to be exact - a magazine that just rambles on about how cool LA is - something I think is completely self defeating, but i digress) and saw a picture of you and that hot 80 year old babe you hang out with.
and I'll say it again, you're a surprisingly sweet habit forming treat, too bad you give me cavities. when you're not farting, you make the special sound of one hand clapping.
p.s. I know some hot single greek girls you might be interested in.
"It's a shame that one officer conducted himself in such an inappropriate and disorderly manner. I never made any sort of racial slurs, let alone made any comments about the officer being Mexican, as a Mexican myself."
You made it dude... congratulations.
but we feel you.
we don't want you.
but we need you.
think that's chicken?
nah, it's emu.
mira que amanecio-
ya los pajaritos cantan,
la luna ya se metio!
p.s. I know some hot single greek girls you might be interested in.