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"I see myself as a kind of Clint Eastwood character that
rides into town and gets the job done by being tougher and..."
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More About Jack
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College/University:
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 1985 - 1988, Class of 1988, Bachelor's Degree, Rhetoric
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Occupation:
Attorney / Blue Shadow / Spokesmodel
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Hobbies and Interests:
Art, Music, Film, Culture
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Favorite Books:
Spy novels, historical biographies, japanese magazines, trade journals
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Favorite Music:
Alt+stuff
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Favorite TV Shows:
Bart's right: Aqua Teen Hunger Force rocks. I like the Evil Fries guy -- Frylock.
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About Me:
I see myself as a kind of Clint Eastwood character that
rides into town and gets the job done by being tougher and
cooler than the bad guy.
But I'm pretty sure that everybody else sees me as that
harmonica player guy that's got thin hair and is OK I
guess, but then again how hard could it be, really.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm seeking accomplices in my plot to reprogram the
fountain at The Grove to pivot outwards and playfully
squirt everybody, but then as the music grows dark and
Metallicalike with a screechy dj scratch, the cries of joy
and laughter will turn to horror as the jets target and
fire upon yoga-pants wearing baby-stroller moms and
helpless jeans-with-sandals guys. Nobody will be spared --
the sunglasses cart guy; the Maitre'D at that place nobody
goes; the Tony Hawk store dude; the other sunglasses guy.
Maybe even the train conductor.
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Testimonials and Comments for Jack
Hahaha ohhhhhhh good ol Jack, this boy
kept me company when our pretty lil
burlesque girl was runnin around, from
what i know he is funny, intelligent
and quite a handsome bear.........?
better picture of himself (he's a very
handsome lad). If I was a woman, Jack
is the kind of man I would date. But
I'm not a woman. Or a gay man. So I
have to constantly resist Jack's pleas
to engage in what he likes to call "the
Viking love". That aside, he's a funny
fellow and the smartest harmonica player
I've ever met