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"I am the Mayor of Kneesville, Grand Chancellor of the Self-
Preservation Society.
I am the last of the famous..."
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Occupation:
projectionist
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Hobbies and Interests:
too many to list here
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Favorite Books:
Throat Sprockets, The World According to Garp, Fear of Flying, Foucault's Pendulum, Auntie Mame, McTeague, The Kid Stays in the Picture, Desperation, The Sensuous Woman
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Favorite Movies:
Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains, The Apple, Sonny Boy, The Return of Captain Invincible, The Candy Snatchers, May, Zero Effect, Cherish, The Ninth Configuration, King Frat, Men Cry Bullets, Smile, O Lucky Man!
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Law & Order, Homicide: Life on the Street, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, The Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, SCTV, Match Game, original Hollywood Squares
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About Me:
I am the Mayor of Kneesville, Grand Chancellor of the Self-
Preservation Society.
I am the last of the famous international playboys.
I am not your Elizabeth, I am no man's Elizabeth.
I'm the shape in your back room, I'm the breather on the
phone.
I'm a stranger to Nirvana, I don't box outside my weight.
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
I'm looking for the great leap forwards.
I'm from Downtown, I'm from Mitch and Murray, and I'm here
on a mission of mercy.
Oh yes, Mrs. Slocomb, I'm very free.
I have eaten the ribs of gods.
I am trying to break your heart.
I always feel like somebody's watching me.
At midnight I will take your soul.
I'll turn you on to me, I'll turn you into me.
I'll take Sweden.
I'll take Manhattan.
I'll sink Manhattan.
I'll take Paul Lynde for the block.
I'll cry tomorrow.
Don't lie to me like I'm Montel Williams.
No, my first name ain't "baby."
My name is is a killing word.
My name is for my friends. None of my friends is a
murderer.
My name is Talky Tina, and you'd better be nice to me.
My name is Mok. Thanks a lot.
They call me Mister Tibbs.
They call me Mr. Topps.
They call me Trinity.
Trinity is still my name.
All I want is to be wanted. All I want is everything.
Who the fuck are you?
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Testimonials and Comments for Marc Edward
there when I needed to vent, or cry. He
provided cookies when I was sick. He helped
make my apartment livable. He has made my
birthdays special. He has made me feel pretty
on the inside and outside. He gives the bestest
bear hugs in the world. I am damn glad he is a
part of my life, and that I always know where
to find him when I need him!
in your mouth, and once in your
esophagus. Marc has allowed me to see
the following things: a man getting his
head pulled off by a whicker suitcase,
nuns dancing the BIM fitness hour,
Vanilla Ice 20 feet high, and soon, the
superimposed mouth singing Bim Bam Boom
in French. This is my happening, and it
freaks me out. Marc is a cinemacristo.
Theater glue. May he walk in the light
of the scope lens. "I hope I don't get
caught!"
leave his thumbprint in this world. A
creature of immense talent, profound
knowledge, and a darn adorable head of
poofy hair, Marc deserves the best life
has to offer. If you have managed to
include him in your circle of friends,
you are both fortunate and somehow
gifted, as Marc's disdain for idiocy
seconds only my own. His friendship is
a genuine compliment and testament to
your worth as a human being. A
conessieur of obscure cinema, a lover
of art, and a veritable encyclopedia of
sarcasm, Marc is a genuine Marc.
Plus he quotes Morissey in his Bio. How
much cooler than you is that!
counter at the theater and an ornery
customer stormed out of the film as it
was ending. He started screaming at me
because I had apparently given him
regular pepsi when he had requested
diet. Of course he had drunk the
entire soda AND the movie was over so I
apologized to him but politely told him
that i couldn't give him a refund. He
called me a bitch and started ranting.
Marc's response was to give the
customer a stern verbal ass whupping
and send him packing. That's the kind
of guy Marc is. He sticks up for the
underlings and picks people up from the
train station. He is some kind of
manager. Sigh...
anyone I know, and he's way to COOL to
be considered a geek.
underwater lab trying to cure degenerative
brain diseases using mako sharks, it was his
quick actions and brilliance that saved us.
He's great.
more about movies then anyone. yay
marc!