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"I have become successful, despite my mixed-race heritage,
and now live in a lovely apartment with a view of both the..."
More about Mister Big
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Occupation:
NYC money man-cum-Vineyard owner
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Hobbies and Interests:
underwear, napping, long walks in the woods, punching my mom in the face while she's sleeping, licking my bits, drinking dirty bath water, hotdogs, pooing outside
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Favorite Books:
The Dog Lover's Companion to Chicago, Call of the Wild
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Favorite Movies:
Lassie, Cujo, Old Yeller, Never Cry Wolf, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Lady and the Tramp, Pretty Woman
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Favorite Music:
Henry Mancini, Frank Sinatra
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex & The City, Animal Cops-Houston, Jeff Corwin
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Zodiac Sign:
Cancer
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About Me:
I have become successful, despite my mixed-race heritage,
and now live in a lovely apartment with a view of both the
Hancock and the Sears Tower. I have: two servants, who
have been known to lock me in a small box from time to
time; a serious, very carnal relationship with a 10-foot
multi-color IKEA snake named Carrie; and a grudge against
the homeless person who sleeps in my backyard.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Those who wish to ally with me in my protest against the
AKC, which is a racist organization. Donald Trump.
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a co-creator of the Stephen Bochco
series "Cop Rock" back in the early 90s.
They failed to appropriately credit him
citing his lack of AKC papers as a
reason (total crap, if you ask me), but
he never complained. That's just the
kind of dog he is.
planet; first place is a tie between my
boys Hamlet and Tico. Anyway, Biggie,
despite jumping on me at every possible
inappropriate moment, is a loving guy
who I love to spend the night with on
the couch. Besides, we share a love of
stuffing outselves on brownies, which I
swear I didn't introduce him to.
to juggle his busy schedule of
molesting stuffed snakes and driving
around in a van with a bunch of stoners
solving mysteries.