last time i hung out with dan, he had
mad bitches swinging from his nuts like
it was a circus trapeeze. that mofo
spits more game then shaq and crushes a
lot like big pun. word up foo, thanks
for all your words of wisdom and
support. you know i've got an open door
for you out here in chicago.
The first time I met Dan, it was in his
stomping grounds of Hamtrizzy at
Mephisto's. He was yabbering on about
leveling up Everquest accounts to sell
to hopeless nerds who live in their
parent's basements on E-Bay or something
similar. The next night I was at his One
Love Saturdays event, once again in
Hamtrizz, at Carbon. Turns out this guy
can play a wicked house set. The NEXT
time I saw Mr. Miller Time, I had just
got done playing records and he had some
girls on his lap. Overall, Dan is pretty
damn swell.
Dan doesn't want the world to know who
I am and I think that SUCKS. He tells
people i'm dead. That sucks too. You
suck Dan. You had better approve this
testimonial.
Men want to be him and women want to be
with him - at least that's what he tells me. I
wish Dan were in Chicago more often, cuz
he's fun and friendly - maybe a little too
friendly with his bud Jack Daniels, if you
know what I mean.
like, "Call me back sometime."
And when I do, I get his voicemail.
=P
mad bitches swinging from his nuts like
it was a circus trapeeze. that mofo
spits more game then shaq and crushes a
lot like big pun. word up foo, thanks
for all your words of wisdom and
support. you know i've got an open door
for you out here in chicago.
if you don't know who he is, look for
the distinguished gentleman in the
purple suede zoot suit.
stomping grounds of Hamtrizzy at
Mephisto's. He was yabbering on about
leveling up Everquest accounts to sell
to hopeless nerds who live in their
parent's basements on E-Bay or something
similar. The next night I was at his One
Love Saturdays event, once again in
Hamtrizz, at Carbon. Turns out this guy
can play a wicked house set. The NEXT
time I saw Mr. Miller Time, I had just
got done playing records and he had some
girls on his lap. Overall, Dan is pretty
damn swell.
dan. I would think it would offend me
but with you it's ok. You're good people.
I am and I think that SUCKS. He tells
people i'm dead. That sucks too. You
suck Dan. You had better approve this
testimonial.
whaddup dude.. finally i put a face to the voice
on the phone.. but I am the real dan.. u are
just a PAL dub...
with him - at least that's what he tells me. I
wish Dan were in Chicago more often, cuz
he's fun and friendly - maybe a little too
friendly with his bud Jack Daniels, if you
know what I mean.