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"It is my unspoken goal to become the pope of West Hollywood.I often dream about GIANT ROBOTS atacking the city. When..."
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Schools (Other):
University of Arizona. Go wildcats!, Palo Verde (ie: Green Stick) High School. Go Titans!
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Occupation:
I sit in the dark and write down numbers.
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Affiliations:
That's none of your damn business.
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Hobbies and Interests:
Swimming, running, booze - well sometimes, Eating Lunch, comic books, lounging, Running in races and such, The Apple Store, picking up weights, writing, hiking, travel to other cities - Especially NYC, Bikram Yoga, Naping.
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Favorite Books:
Uh...Slaughter House 5, Grendel, The Ring Trilogy, The Invisibles, The Authority, Planetary, Ultimate 6, Me Talk Pretty One Day.
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Favorite Movies:
Memento, X-Men United, The Matrix, Spider-Man, Dark City, LXG. Yes LXG, Lord of the Rings - all three, Aliens, A Nightmare on Elm Street Parts 1 and 3, Requium for a Dream, Dangerous Liasions, Best in Show, Party Girl, ...Oh Flash Gordon! Now THAT was a movie.
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Favorite Music:
I'm a Libra so I don't have favorites. I prefer: Dance, Techno, Deep House, Electronica, Hip Hop, The Chemical Brothers, New Order, Interpol, The Killers, Raidohead, Dead Can Dance, The John Henson Project Theme Song, Good cover songs and a bunch of other crap.
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Favorite TV Shows:
I forget to watch TV. When I do - I watch JLU because I'm a nerd. Fortunately, I just won a TiVo, so now all that should change, and I won't be embarassed the next time 'American Idol' is discussed at the office water cooler.
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Zodiac Sign:
Libra
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About Me:
It is my unspoken goal to become the pope of West Hollywood.
I often dream about GIANT ROBOTS atacking the city. When this happens, my super powers fail me and I'm helpless. The last time this happened though, my friend Misty showed up driving a backhoe that she somehow hot-wired so we used that in lieu of any super-human abilities that I was supposed to have.
I have a fish named Ghos Face Killah. Due to the recent heat he thinks it's mating season. You should see the size of his bubble nest. If you have any lady fish who want to do it, please send them over.
Monkeys hate me.
I exercise regularly in an ongoing effort to reach my goal weight of seventy-five pounds.
Sometimes they pay me to sync my voice up to cartoon characters speaking Japanese. I Speak the English Translation. The project I'm working on now is called "Melody of Oblivion." It's awesome! My characer has a kick ass mororcycle, and I get to fight...GIANT ROBOTS!
The first 2 volumes are out now. Go and buy the Box Set. You know you want to. The third volumes is gonna be out next month some time.
I hope to be on Hiatus soon. Right now, I'm busy as hell. But hit my up anyway. Have a nice day.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Nice people who brush and floss. Bernard Summer, Oh, and Stan Lee. And of course, you.
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meeting herself at camp... or for you youngn's
Lindsay Lohan (It's a Parent Trap Reference... It
means were twins- Ahhhh fuck it)
Anywhooo... Ted (or OT as I affectionatey call
him, and he affectionatley calls me) is such an
awsome guy, he's so much like me that
sometimes it's scary. But don't think that Ted isn't
unique in and of himself. And it is for those
reasons... not the similarities that I LOVE him. ;-)
than me in pics, his hair is better
and the chicks always say..."He's
sooooo dreamy." He's got da bomb
grammar too and now he's got....Tivo.
I'm drinkin milk man and some
day...I'll tell you what....
boss. he tells me what to do and
always eats the last poppy seed
bagel. he also promises to take new
pictures of me and never does. ted
and i don't talk anymore even though
we share an office that's 4'x4'.
ever! and its hard for us libras to pick fav's,
but i did it! Thats right, BIG steps! I wish we
could eat chile killes?? more and dance to
Patsy Cline every day; but don't drop me
next time, k? toodles, lovey!
with dread, yet eats ice cream in bed and
makes sure his fish are fed! what! thats right.
he's REspOnsiblE! this is the coolest guy
from T town ever! hope to see you at
Chirstmas!!
have a mutual affection for Joey
McIntyre, slimming tea and boozy
lunches.
and untied me, he said, "Sorry about
that. It was just a big
misunderstanding." And we
laughed. And laughed. And
laughed. We became great friends,
but he still should never have left me
in the desert. With the gilla
monsters. I hate gilla monsters. But
I love paisley. Go figure.
to the rest of those! I just want to say that
Ted's bed is compfy and he gives hella good
directions to all the swingin spots around
LA. No Im not from norcal, but i wish i was.
Neway, he's a good host, (except you never
have any food! might want to work on that
one!) and I knooow that you need me there
to keep you on your toes sometimes, am I
right? So yea.....Imma wrap this up by sayin
that Ted is one cool type o' brotha. See you
and your Cha Cha again
soooooooooooonnnnnnn MWAAA HAAA
HAAA! hearts and xxoxoxox~Ashley