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      Bobby
      Male, 30, In a Relationship, Portland, ORMore
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      • Stephen
      • Posted
      • My Brother


        The best thing that ever happened to phones.
      • Stephen
      • Posted
      • Bobby. Wow, what can't I say. Bobby is a
        very confrontational individual. His
        personal loathing of the human race
        stems from a nasty case of fingernail
        poisoning. Sometimes overlooked, this
        condition can cause many peculiar
        ailments including, but not limited to,
        mealworms of the brain, volcanic
        eruptions in guatemala, the color green
        becoming ever so slightly red, and
        watching coathangers hang as a spectator
        sport. If you are able to detect any one
        of these obvious signs of genius, buy
        Bobby a beer served by 3 hamsters. This
        home remedy produces a calming effect in
        the subject not unlike the rubbing of an
        aligator's belly. Proceed to remain 10
        paces from him while shouting a variety
        of profane remarks. Good luck.
      • Anna
      • Posted
      • Bobby can make some killer eggs.
        Sometimes I like to carry him over my
        shoulder just to remind him who the
        boss is. He also likes to wear my
        dresses.
      • Catherine
      • Posted
      • This one time, Bobby and I were sitting in
        front of Coffee Time and he had a hamster
        that he had found in his apartment. He had it
        in his pocket but it got out and was running
        away so he threw a rock at it to get it's
        attention but the rock accidently hit the
        hamster and it died.
      • Jen
      • Posted
      • I remember when Bobby was suposed to
        live with me and ms. Daniel in a trashy
        green house in Marietta...
      • Veronica
      • Posted
      • well i don't really know what to
        say...oh yeah,pissing on other peoples
        walls is fucking rad,isn't it bobby?
        but seriously folks,this guy is so
        calm and together when sober,and way
        out of control bonkers when drunk...i
        think that's the perfect medium.
      • Amanda
      • Posted
      • i vant to rrruffle your rrridges
      • Fabio
      • Posted
      • Guard goats are some freaky ass sons of
        bitches... but not really sons of
        bitches, because that would be a ,
        gaurd...dog...
      • nate
      • Posted
      • Bobby is a genius. He came all the way
        across america to meet me in a pizza
        joint.

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