John

magic carpet salesman

Rebus beer bottlecaps, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Rick Veitch, ZE Records, Robert Ryman, afrobeat, King Tubby, shame boners, papaya drinks, egg creams, Udon noodles, Levaithan, Little Nemo In Slumberland, Krazy Kat, Dream of the Rarebit Fiend, mutant disco, kitchen sink realism, VCS3, Farfisa, Buchla 100

Love is Colder Than Death: The Life & Times of Rainer Werner Fassbinder, We Think the World of You, Pale Fire, Lolita, Bend Sinister, Dr. Adder, Lanark, The Dice Man, Crash, The Unlimited Dream Company, Stay Hungry, Mephisto, The Day of the Locust, Miss Lonelyhearts, Wise Blood, Titus Groan, Gormenghast, This Way For The Gas Ladies And Gentlemen

The Last Wave, The Beaver Trilogy, He Died With a Felafel in His Hand, Saint Jack, Le sang des Betes, Les Yeux sans Visage, Diary of a Country Priest, How to Draw a Bunny, Band of Outsiders, The 4th Man, Greater Southbridge, The King of Marvin Gardens, Fists in the Pocket, Performance, Salesman, Withnail & I, How To Get Ahead In Advertising, Dogs In Space, Walkabout, The Man Who Fell To Earth, Sante Sangre, Morgan, The Wicker Man, Don't Look Now, The Ringer, Squirm, Blue Sunshine, The Shout

Captain Beefheart, The Nightingales, Gordons, The Nectarine No. 9, The Fire Engines, Josef K, Orange Juice, Suicide, Cabaret Voltaire, Kevin Coyne, Ivor Cutler, Wire, Can, Slapp Happy, The Pop Group, The Slits, Kleenex, Scientists, Gallon Drunk, Pere Ubu, Vic Godard, Subway Sect, Mekons, Chevy Heston, Julian Cope, Incredible String Band, The Fall, The Victims, The Go-Betweens, The Associates, Dolly Mixture, Martin Denny

The Prisoner, The Singing Detective, The Twilight Zone, The Andy Griffith Show, Father Ted, Deputy Dawg, Rocky and His Friends, Small Wonder, AKA Pablo, She's The Sheriff, Charles In Charge, Spaced

Scorpio

No stranger to spirits. Makes amazing french toast & omelettes. Is a good kisser. Eyes: aquamarine. Triple Scorpio. Known to sport an "Isro" in the winter months. Wears a size 12 4E shoe.

Rich white folks to take me on trips. Psychic surgeons. Crusty he-men bikers. Mexicans. Werewolves. Sex deviants. Tattooed female punk rockers w/short hair. Mentalists. Bush pilots. Postmen. Charismatic people looking for new members of messianic cults. Dustdevils. Mindfuckers. Gateway lesbians. Rhubarb fools.

Oh, and these fuckers:

The Houston Cassettes. The Saturday Saints. Super Sprites. Beanpole Singles. Jill/Jennifer Sound. International Penpal. Skull With Wings. Super Awesome. Double Dong. Big Digits. Trans Am. Weird War. Kate Diamond. Oh, and The Witch Dissolver.