Leia's a good egg . She didn't squeal
on the rebels even when they sicked the
smack droid on her . Still Han could do
better with someone a litle more Lauren
Bacall . Leia would have been way
better of with a resposible
motherfucker like Lando , or maybe
Lobot .
ya know, there are a LOT of things I
could say about the hot and foxy
blaster-slingin' babe known to y'all as
Princess Leia, as she and I go way, WAY
back
nicknames from when we were growing up
on Alderan either>... but seeing as how
we are both married now, every single
thing I want to say is somehow...
inappropriate now. I'll just leave it
at this: be careful boys, she's
stronger than she looks. hooo-weee!
Sometimes it scares me how much
Princess Leia and I have in common. We
are both twins, both leading
revolutions, both Jedi's...both madly
in love with Han Solo...
time ago... Don't let her petite
nobility fool you-she knows how to
grab a pistol and take charge.
on the rebels even when they sicked the
smack droid on her . Still Han could do
better with someone a litle more Lauren
Bacall . Leia would have been way
better of with a resposible
motherfucker like Lando , or maybe
Lobot .
could say about the hot and foxy
blaster-slingin' babe known to y'all as
Princess Leia, as she and I go way, WAY
back
on Alderan either>... but seeing as how
we are both married now, every single
thing I want to say is somehow...
inappropriate now. I'll just leave it
at this: be careful boys, she's
stronger than she looks. hooo-weee!
Sometimes it scares me how much
Princess Leia and I have in common. We
are both twins, both leading
revolutions, both Jedi's...both madly
in love with Han Solo...