Jason

North Eugene High School, The Evergreen State College

Evergreen State College, Attended 1989 - 1993, Class of 1993, Bachelor's Degree, Popular Culture/Literature

Rock n Roll Librarian, Man-About-Town

The Linda McCartney Memorial Back-up Singers, The Acquired Situational Narcissism Support Group

Reading magazines, novels, and comic books; watching soap operas of any kind; taking road trips; performing karaoke; learning and practicing graphic design; studying the Warhol Factory and the NY art/music scene of the '60s and '70s

Tales of the City by Armistead Maupin, Please Kill Me by Legs McNeil and Gillian McCain, Misadventures in the (213) by Dennis Hensley, Touch Me:The Poems of Suzanne Somers, The Secret History by Donna Tartt, Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk, A Christmas Memory by Truman Capote, Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides, Lady Boss by Jackie Collins, Naked by David Sedaris, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay by Michael Chabon, Numbers by John Rechy, Youth in Revolt by CD Payne, The Hotel New Hampshire by John Irving, Edie:An American Biography by Jean Stein and George Plimpton, Peyton Place by Grace Metalious, Working Out by Charles Hix, Funny Men by Ted Heller, A Density of Souls by Christopher Rice, Blondie by Lester Bangs, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran-Foer, the TASCHEN "All-American Ads" series

John Waters' Female Trouble, John Cameron Mitchell's Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Woody Allen's Sleeper, Whit Stillman's The Last Days of Disco and Metropolitan, Billy Wilder's Some Like it Hot and The Apartment, Wet Hot American Summer, West Side Story, Mary Harron's I Shot Andy Warhol, A Summer Place, Paul Morrissey's Blood For Dracula, Howard Hawks' Bringing Up Baby, Psycho Beach Party, Peter Bogdonavich's The Last Picture Show, Kenneth Anger's Kustom Kar Kommandos, All About Eve, Robert Redford's Ordinary People, Girls Will Be Girls, Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein, Cruel Intentions

The Animals, '60s Girl Groups, "Everyday I Write the Book" by Elvis Costello and the Attractions, Phil Spector's Wall of Sound productions, Dusty Springfield's "Dusty in Memphis", '70s NYC Punk Rock, "Beast of Burden" by The Rolling Stones, the Original Cast Album of The Pajama Game, Blondie, Flesh For Lulu's "Long Live the New Flesh", The Raveonettes, "My Boyfriend's Back" by The Angels, The Cardigans, Cherry Vanilla, "Last Nite" by Vitamin C, the The's "Dusk", Texas, "Lay Lady Lay" by Magnet and Gemma Hayes, Geri Halliwell, The Pixies' "Doolittle", Sophie Ellis-Bextor, Mari Wilson's "Showpeople", The Velvet Underground, Ivy, "Ways to Be Wicked" by Lone Justice, Le Tigre's first record, Robbie Williams, "Avalon" by Roxy Music, Linda Ronstadt, Garbage's "Version 2.0", "Shadows of the Night" by Pat Benatar, Francoise Hardy, Morrissey, "Satellite of Love" by Lou Reed, Sam Cooke, The Old 97s, "Vanilla" by Cybill Shepherd, any single with a good hook and an even better chorus

Angel, The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Remington Steele, Strangers With Candy, The Carol Burnett Show, Dawson's Creek, Reno 911, Twin Peaks, Kath and Kim, South Park, Alias, The Hardy Boys/Nancy Drew Mysteries, The OC, Arrested Development, The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet, that episode of Friends where Phoebe sings with the bagpipes

Gemini

I have little will power when it comes
to buying nice things for myself.

I have come to terms with the fact I
will never look like Ricky Nelson, so
now I'm concentrating on cultivating my
inner and outer Tom Ford.

I have instant gratification "issues" that
I'm "working on".

I love to entertain.

I never thought I'd want someone sleeping on top of me,
but apparently, I do.

I take my responsibilities very seriously.

I put out.

I can't get enough of the natural high I get from running.

I cried when I met Armistead Maupin.

I love to hang out in airports.

I don't care how it's done, just kiss me while we do it.

I love to dance.

I love to sing in my car (but then you already know that).

I look better from behind (you know that, too).

Anyone who can motivate me without being bossy.

Anyone who will laugh at my jokes.

Anyone who can make me laugh.

People who like singing in the car.

People who like listening to me sing in the car.

A guy who wants to spend warm, rainy
days with my underwear-clad-Hobbit
body, messin' around while we listen to
the "Doin' It, Really Doin' It" mix on the iPod.

Guys who like the phrase "messin' around".

Guys who like the smell of Hawaiian Tropic
tanning oil (the old fashioned kind with no
SPF), 'cause that's how I smell from May
until October.

Guys who want to count my tan lines.

"The kind of guy who tries to win you over."

Also:Jackie Collins, Gina Riley, Chip Kidd, Cherry Vanilla,
Morrissey (though he'd be bored before we even began),
and Joe Dallesandro.

And if it were possible: Lance Loud,
Xander Harris, Michael "Mouse" Tolliver, and
Summer Roberts.