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      • jenny
      • Posted
      • I always thought Melanie was pretty
        damn cool... but now that I see she's a
        Gilbert and Sullivan fan, my heart is
        skipping a beat! That is sooooo cool...
      • Daniel
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      • I first met Melanie in Ramallah.
        Renegade Israeli and Palestinian
        terrorists were jointly selling faulty
        garden sheers. I was taken out by a
        suicide scissor-runner, and she
        swooped down from the skies to take
        me to Valhalla. Instead, she sacrificed
        herself by giving up her Valkerie status
        that I might live. Such kindness I had
        never known before; I will spend the rest
        of my life repaying her.
      • Kyle
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      • No, garrett. the name Dad is all that is
        needed. It says everything that could be
        said about Melanie.
      • Patrick
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      • As I said below, Melanie is the love of
        my life.
        Random men should not take her out for
        drinks, unless they can offer her a high
        paying job with excellent benefits.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • Melanie is the love of my life. How
        lucky am I? Just look at those
        pictures!!!! What the pictures don't
        tell you is how smart, funny, and
        talented she is. You'll have to be
        lucky enough to meet her to find that
        out.
      • Karen
      • Posted
      • Melanie is one of the most insightful
        people I know. She wears latex dresses
        without a hint of self-consciousness
        and writes so beautifully that it seems
        impossible that she's only been using
        this language for twenty years or so.
        She is amazing.
      • Otto
      • Posted
      • It was when she raised the entire
        slate pool table off the ground and
        shook it at me in a threatening manner
        that I realized Melanie could kick my
        ass without blinking. If only I
        hadn't spread all those rumors about
        her and the Japanese Mafia.
      • Ray
      • Posted
      • I remember when Melanie
        brought poetry to us
        and her line breaks
        were like revelation
      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • Have you ever encountered a lady who
        commands the title "Dad" and then
        defends the title for four straight
        years? I didn't think you had, but now
        on this page you are in the presence of
        royalty.

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