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      • Bethany
      • Posted
      • No matter how hard Matt tries to be
        ham he will always be turkey. He is
        the perfect guy.
      • Cassaundra
      • Posted
      • Matt is a sea monkey in an ocean full
        of plankton. different, yet subtle in
        distinction. You think he is normal
        and then he surprises you. Matt is
        truly a superhero! he has saved me
        from privy monsters and creepy men. He
        is an amazing friend to have. And if
        you ask nicely, he will even help you
        with your microbiology homework. I
        secretly have a crush on Matt. Don't
        tell anyone...heeeheee!
      • Bethany
      • Posted
      • Matt is the Collin Mockery of the
        Mongers. By which I mean he's funnier
        than anyone else, but you don't notice
        at first because you're too busy
        telling Chritian to for God's sake
        stop singing! Also I've been in love
        with him since I was 12, but he's
        never returned my love, sigh.
      • Diana
      • Posted
      • I love Matt, he always makes me laugh.
        He's really funny. And by that I
        mean "funny ha-ha". Then again,
        considering how he was dressed when I
        met him, I guess I mean "funny queer"
        too.
      • Garrett
      • Posted
      • I've known Matt since 1988. Some
        people change a lot in that time.
        Then there's Matt.

        Although Matt never fully developed
        his skill as a getaway driver (his 180
        degree turns out of reverse leave
        something to be desired), he might
        eventually go somewhere with this
        whole poking people with metal sticks
        activity that he's still engaged in.
      • Kathie
      • Posted
      • Matty is one of the coolest and
        hottest people on the planet. He's
        like a human McD.L.T (you know, the
        hot is hot and the cool is cool). I
        can say that without fear because
        Mariah is my best friend and probably
        would only use her devilish swordplay
        on me and not her karate...cheers
        Matty.
      • Christian
      • Posted
      • Matt is actually really funny, it's just
        that nobody knows it but me. He says
        something really funny, which I then
        repeat louder while I pretend I made it
        up, and then everybody around us laughs
        and thinks I'm the best. Matt is a
        really good guy to have around!
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • Matts really tall. But its okay cause
        he evens it out by being gangley. You
        know I'm not really sure how he evens
        it out but hes very fast and moves very
        well and hes a great guy ontop of
        that. This one time I was attacked by
        a gang of 6 leather wearing rabid
        french poodles and Matt poped out of
        who knows were and only useing the back
        of his hand he smote the lot of em'.
        My hero.
      • James
      • Posted
      • Mariah's not lying! I've seen those
        karate videos, man! Her brothers too!

        Oh, yeah, matt's cool too I guess.
      • mariah
      • Posted
      • What can I say? I love him......so
        keep away.....far away.....I know
        karate....

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