I've only hung out with the Critter for
one weekend and already she's discussed
her bowel cleansing with me (which was
gross), had me over for lunch with her
family (which was great), invited me
into her bed (which was better) and
showed me her ding dongs (which are
huge). Yeah, I'd say she was a pretty
cool girl if she wasn't trying to hold
my phone charger for ransom.
Word of warning:
Don't let Christine drive your car. She
destroys cars like no other... Just
look at that "drive 'em like you stole
'em" gleam in her eyes. Damn girl, thug
life!
I met the Critter once many moons ago.
Now the girl tells me everytime she
comes down to LA that she'll call me
and we'll hang out. But instead I just
sit by the phone and start to cry as I
realize that she has dissed me once
again. Where's my CD biatch?! I thought
this was a trade.
i need to find christine one of those
leather wallets with the words "BADASS
MOTHERFUCKER" embroidered on the
outside, because thats what she is and
who she be: a badass mamacita. and fyi,
thats a vegan cig she's smoking. see, i
told you she's badass.
the picture?
By the way, I found your brother.
one weekend and already she's discussed
her bowel cleansing with me (which was
gross), had me over for lunch with her
family (which was great), invited me
into her bed (which was better) and
showed me her ding dongs (which are
huge). Yeah, I'd say she was a pretty
cool girl if she wasn't trying to hold
my phone charger for ransom.
Don't let Christine drive your car. She
destroys cars like no other... Just
look at that "drive 'em like you stole
'em" gleam in her eyes. Damn girl, thug
life!
Now the girl tells me everytime she
comes down to LA that she'll call me
and we'll hang out. But instead I just
sit by the phone and start to cry as I
realize that she has dissed me once
again. Where's my CD biatch?! I thought
this was a trade.
only saw her once at safeway since then so i'm
a pretty bad KIT friend...my bad.
but i'm sure she's as cool as she ever was,
which was very cool. =p
leather wallets with the words "BADASS
MOTHERFUCKER" embroidered on the
outside, because thats what she is and
who she be: a badass mamacita. and fyi,
thats a vegan cig she's smoking. see, i
told you she's badass.