Justin Mc

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      "Fagen: After scoring so many films, it must be hard to come up with fresh ideas. Morricone: I saw The Untouchables on..."

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      • Jim
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      • Jimmy J has a problem holding his urine.
      • Fever Inducer
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      • all i know about justin is that he once dated
        a porn star but then she got cancer.
        coincidence? i think not.
      • Jennifer
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      • When I met Justin (I will refer to him
        from now on as Jimmy J) he lived in a
        kick'n apartment with an exposed brick
        wall. Sure it was above a fish
        resturant, but whatev the brick wall
        rocked. I knew a guy who lived in such
        a place was someone I wanted to be
        friends with. Although Jimmy J and I
        live in the same city, we rarely get to
        see one another. When I do see him, it
        makes me so happy I fantasize about
        smooching him up against that brick
        wall. I have that cig for you Jimmy J
        whenever you want it.
      • Rohit
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      • My friendship with Justin started with
        two words: Achtung Baby. Our
        friendship grew as we discussed the
        inspiration of "The Fly", and the
        implications of U2 on public policy in
        small European countries. I have not
        seen this guy in a long time, but I
        remember that I could always rely on
        him for friendship, conversation, and
        an answer to an obscure Tarantino-
        related question. Keep on conquering
        Cali my friend...and make Woodstock
        Proud!
      • Steven
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      • Justin is a man of wealth and taste.
        He is an expert in music, cinema, and
        field medicine. I discovered all three
        of these talents after choking on a
        deformed Junior Mint at a screening of
        Cremaster 4. Luckily, Justin was there
        to perform the emergency tracheotomy
        with a drinking straw and a Discover
        card. After patching me up, he gave me
        a killer mix CD before sending me on my
        way. That's why that whenever a breeze
        blows past my throat, the hole
        whispers "Justin." Except when it's
        cold outside...then it sounds
        like "muffin."
      • Simon
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      • Very few friends of Justin realize that
        he actually died a long time ago,
        probably before you even met him.
        He is a ghost. Like Casper, he can
        walk through walls and is no longer
        alive. Unlike Casper, he is not
        friendly. Justin died in 1917 on a
        German battlefield. For some reason
        he is now haunting most of northern
        Los Angeles, and supposedly has
        been seen as far north as Santa
        Barbara once or twice. His terrifying
        visage appeared in my kitchen one
        morning. As usual, his skin was grey
        and he was covered with translucent
        blood; I could see the wall behind
        him. I cowered in fear. "Why do you
        torment me, foul specter? I cried,
        hiding my face in my hands. Justin
        shimmered and moaned. "Avenge
        me... Avenge my death... He then
        moaned some more and rattled his
        chains at me. "How? I asked. "Pull...
        my finger... Justin howled, extending
        the index finger of his right hand.
        Tentatively, I reached out and pulled
        it. Justin immediately made a loud
        farting sound. Because he is a
        ghost, I guess he can't really fart, so
        he just made a loud noise with his
        mouth. He then burst into hysterical
        peals of ghostly laughter. "That's
        great, Justin, I said, disgusted.
        "That's just fucking great. I tried
        ignoring him but he still followed me
        around my apartment laughing for
        the better part of an hour.
      • Kelly
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      • Justin is the best and the ONLY logger to
        become my friendster. Thanks, Justin!
      • Dan
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      • Justin is a fine fellow. But I think
        that he really hates my dog. Every time
        he's over at my place, he picks up the
        dog and tries to run away with her.
        Thankfully I've recognized this trend,
        so I'm able to stop him from getting
        away. I assume if he managed to escape
        with the the dog that he'd sell her
        kidneys on the black market or trade
        her to some hobos for booze. Justin
        also made me watch the godawful movie
        Frailty. I hated the movie, but Justin
        hates my dog. So I guess we're even.

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