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This fuckin' photo is from 1991 --age is cruel my friends
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"I am one miserable piece of work let me tell you. I recently quit my job and went traveling around the world for 111 days..."
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Occupation:
Irritant
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Hobbies and Interests:
Schadenfreude, Schiele, Rauschenberg, Hundertwasser, Soviet Realism, Travel: (26 countries. Favourites: France, Netherlands, Jordan, Turkey, Russia, Burma, Lao, Cambodia, Vietnam, India), Theatre, Cinema, US Presidential History, booze.
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Favorite Books:
Truman, Master of the Senate, Nicholas & Alexandra, Leni Riefenstahl: A Memoir, The Bell Jar, Confederacy of Dunces, Memoirs of a Geisha, Metamorphosis, Nausea, Naked, Geek Love, First They Killed My Father, River of Time
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Favorite Movies:
Zentropa, The Magnificent Ambersons, The 400 Blows, Grey Gardens, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, The Heiress, The Fugitive Kind, Raise the Red Lanterns, Who's Afraid of Virginia Wolfe?, Midnight Cowboy, Spirit of the Beehive, Hiroshima Mon Amour, Fanny and Alexander, In the Mood for Love, Old Boy
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Favorite Music:
Nina Simone, Peter Murphy, Gill Scott Herron, Elton John ('70s only), LaChiusa, Sondheim, Leonard Cohen, Bollywood, Russian pop, Fischerspooner, Damien Rice, Rufus Wainwright, Scissor Sisters, and lately I've been cranking up Mahler's Second Symphony
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Favorite TV Shows:
BBC World News Report, BIG LOVE (fuckin' excellent!), The Sopranos, The Daily Show, Colbert Report, Globe Trekker and CNN International
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I am one miserable piece of work let me tell you. I recently quit my job and went traveling around the world for 111 days and ended up back where? Same damn job! Seems when a certain Grimace aped the Hamburgular and made out with thousands of dollars from the AG a position was ripped open like a week-old scab and I came oozing back. Isn't that lovely? If you're interested in reading about my journey and seeing some photos of places you're unlikely to ever lay your jaundiced eyes on then check out: www.travelpod.com/members/christinasworld Also please give my ass some motherfuckin' money.
One of my loftier goals in life is to exhume Lyndon Baines Johnson and suck his dick.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Daw Aung San Suu Syi
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But seriously, folks, Christina's really a true friend who's always ready to help you put together a look,write a manifesto, or bury a body.
Unfortunately, I cannot say the same about her as a boss. You ask for one measly day off for an abortion and she gets all self-righteous on your ass. Sure, Christina, that's right, it's true that this is my sixth one this year, but come on now, I wouldn't be in this "position" if it wasn't for *YOUR* sixteen-year-old brother! So get off your high horse and stop lecturing ME about responsibility!
To Hell and back with this one and I've
loved every minuet of it. From the
terror we reeked on the "good" people
of Shitcago in the ninties to the
teenagers at Arbys she flashed in Des
Moines, Iowa. To the men we've gotten
kicked out of bars to the woman who's
hair "accidentaly" caught on fire. To
the hot guy from Starbucks she fucked
the living daylights out of to Corney
Dad SHHH-ing me when she got her wisdom
tooth out. To the Academy Award she won
getting out of an activity with her
benefactor to the crying jag she burst
into at my wedding, college graduation &
Campbell's Soup commericals. To the
French Classes & to the crank phone
calls to Neiman Marcus, Nancy & Larry
Cook and countless ex-boyfriends. To
the complaints she issued to the Heinz
Company for their shitty purple Ketchup,
to drawing huge cocks on CoCo Munchie
the cartoon bear on boxes of cereal.
She used to read fashion magazines and
tan till her ass was a black as Brett
Douglas's, but now she reads presidental
history and is so interested in politics
that she would have HATED herself in
1992!! My GAWD! Nudity, Booze, Men,
Insults, Fire, Smoke, Middle Fingers,
Cab Rides, Crutches, Gypsies, Tramps,
Thieves, Melting Butterfingers, air
travel, Doormen, Precious Pets,
countless boxes of Pepperidge Farm
Chesapeak Cookies and Breaking an
Entering were all apart of our daily
antics, and though we may have settled
in--don't you dare think we won't just
shredd you a new cornhole if you dare to
mess with the likes of us. My partner
in crime, giving such sage advice, my
hero, forever MY PAL.