If I were asked to describe Andrea in
one word, that word would be:
endearing. If I were given two words it
would be: very endearing. If I were
given three words those words would be:
constantly upto something. I have
known Andrea for years and years and
enjoyed every moment. One time we got
in a fight which Andrea doesn't
remember. It was after a show and we
yelled and yelled then we cried and
bought each other ice cream at Ben &
Jerry's on Haight Street. That was the
best day of my life. It's all been
downhill since.
ah, delightful. I dont want to use the
word "plucky" so I'll say "intrepid"
plucky is not a word petite women
like. plus i'll say very funny AND has
a very wild internal gypsy that wants
out BAD! Have a cocktail with Andrea,
you will be bewildered and astounded.
no kidding, you will laugh and snort.
you wont roll your eyes even once. not
once.
Of all my lesbian porn star friends,
Andrea is the most difficult to
categorize. She really loves women,
but to typecast her would be a
mistake. Her love of "going downtown"
is only surpassed by her lust for being
dominated. In fact, her versatility
earned her two "Grabbies" at the annual
On Our Backs awards luncheon --
best "butch" and best "femme". She
also makes a mean Velveeta cheese dip.
When I first met Andrea, she was a
real mess. A real drunk heap on the
floor. But she's showing some signs
of improvement. I like to think I've had
a little something to do with that.
Maybe by sucking all the liquor right
out of her hands. Ha ha just kidding.
Andrea's GREAT! But she really was
drunk when I first met her. At least
her eyebrows were.
Testimonials and Comments for Andrea
one word, that word would be:
endearing. If I were given two words it
would be: very endearing. If I were
given three words those words would be:
constantly upto something. I have
known Andrea for years and years and
enjoyed every moment. One time we got
in a fight which Andrea doesn't
remember. It was after a show and we
yelled and yelled then we cried and
bought each other ice cream at Ben &
Jerry's on Haight Street. That was the
best day of my life. It's all been
downhill since.
word "plucky" so I'll say "intrepid"
plucky is not a word petite women
like. plus i'll say very funny AND has
a very wild internal gypsy that wants
out BAD! Have a cocktail with Andrea,
you will be bewildered and astounded.
no kidding, you will laugh and snort.
you wont roll your eyes even once. not
once.
Andrea is the most difficult to
categorize. She really loves women,
but to typecast her would be a
mistake. Her love of "going downtown"
is only surpassed by her lust for being
dominated. In fact, her versatility
earned her two "Grabbies" at the annual
On Our Backs awards luncheon --
best "butch" and best "femme". She
also makes a mean Velveeta cheese dip.
real mess. A real drunk heap on the
floor. But she's showing some signs
of improvement. I like to think I've had
a little something to do with that.
Maybe by sucking all the liquor right
out of her hands. Ha ha just kidding.
Andrea's GREAT! But she really was
drunk when I first met her. At least
her eyebrows were.