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Interested In:
Dating Men and Women, Friends
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Member Since:
Nov 2003
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Hometown:
good old Annandale
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Bard's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/3400069
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Occupation:
Academic Institution
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What I enjoy doing:
Hipsters, gay rights, feminism, making it higher on U.S. News and World Report's top college lists, activism, eliminating large parties in which people get excessively drunk, creating large parties in which people get excessively drunk, and discouraging hygene.
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Favorite Books:
Bard Handbook, Kant, Plato's Erotic Tales of Little Boys, and Harry Potter.
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Favorite Movies:
Momento, and artsy flicks
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Favorite Music:
Mother Ming, Indie Rock, Norah Jones, Marvin Gaye, Jordan Caress, Paddy Kilrain, Louise Armstrong, Beatles
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Favorite TV Shows:
Sex and the City, Basketball People watching Basketball, Family Guy, The Simpson
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About Me:
I love make overs (the PAC), but I also love to keep my
old junk. I mean look how long it took to bring down the
ravines. I love carefree people. I love people who love
sex, drugs, and grass, straight guys that are gayer than gay
guys, lesbians with big breasts, and people who like to
experiment.
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Who I Want to Meet:
In order to add me as a friend this is the info you need to know.
First Name: Bard
Last Name: College
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We have waned in our affections, and
you keep callously accepting people
that are far more attractive and tall than I
am, just to see how far the knife will dig
in before I end this once and for all.
There is only thing I can do.
Bard, will you marry me?
really freak me out
apart from almost having several
nervous breakdowns because of your
academic rigor (or more likely my
procrastinating), i have learnt one thing:
i can graduate in peace knowing that i
will have spent four years among the
most fickle, politically unviable
(ridiculous maybe), overtly "intellectual"
and highly sexualized people i will ever
meet.
the problem with all of that nonsensical
facade is that i love it, and i love you,
you bastard...
the imaginary powers above with all
my heart to go to you someday. I've
written practice essays, read your
favorite books, made a 4.0 thus far in
my early community college education,
and in the end for what? Most likely, to
end up smoking my tuition money...oh,
and exspand my intellectual horizons
beyond my very being. Yep...can't wait.
pockets for all they're worth, I've realized
that I haven't learned a GODDAMN
thing here, except how to hold my liquor
like a real trooper and hold truly
elevating/mindblowing conversations
while stoned. So basically, you ruined
my life and I'd like my degree now
please.
of studying for midterms, while i come
down with what is probably the flu or
strep, i wonder, what will it be like
NOT to get sick every october? oh,
graduation, you frighten me!
graduating from bard. bard has such a
huge ratio of hot indie chicks that it
makes wisconsin extra extra bland. but
hey, heterosexual monogomy is its own
adventure, i must concede.
BARDCORE!
BARDCORE!