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"i was once described as a puzzle made up of tiny white pieces with pencil scribbles on them. i can take a joke, make you..."
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Schools (Other):
Pius XI High School, Maryland Institute College of Art, Cranbrook Academy of Art
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Occupation:
artist and celebrity nanny
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Hobbies and Interests:
mexican croquet, magic, kayaking the LA river, asking people in the car next to me where they're going, making up elaborate lies about myself and telling them to total strangers, causing trouble, and making a fool of myself at karaoke or just all the time
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Favorite Books:
cookbooks and menus, maps, anything with charts, tables, and graphs
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Favorite Movies:
garden state, punchdrunk love, bottlerocket, royal tenenbaums, rushmore, boogie nights, happiness, zoolander, fightclub, lost in translation, bring it on, you got served (seriously)
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Favorite Music:
anything i can do the chrissy dance to (you'll know it if you see it)
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Favorite TV Shows:
the o.c., queer eye, sex and the city, the food network
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
i was once described as a puzzle made up of tiny white pieces with pencil scribbles on them. i can take a joke, make you thing anything is a joke and make you believe the truth is a total lie. basically i'm impossible to figure out until i want you to, but i'm a lot of fun along the way. i'm nice despite popular opinion, but cross me and you'll be sorry. i make people pay for what they do. i also think most hipsters are pussies. sometimes i bite.
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone who will let me throw up in their hands if i need to.
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Testimonials and Comments for Chrissy Dance
yourselves. i don't have the books. they
must be in la jolla. goodbye.
cookies? I mean do you have any
crackers? Are they messy crackers?
Can I throw up in your hands?
SHAKE THAT TAILFEATHER!!
fun, so over the weekend I made my way
to the park to join in on the action. I
didn't see Chrissy there, but found a
clutch of elderly women and they
welcomed me into the crochet club. I
walked away that afternoon with a
scarf, some baby booties, and a good
start on a new afghan; but more
importantly I came away with twelve new
friends to last a lifetime. I don't
anticipate this lifetime friendship
thing lasting too many more years.
Agnes is 93. She's full of spunk though
(she's also deaf as the Dickens and
has "a dried-up old cooch" - in her own
words). Gladys is 89 going on 25 if you
ask me. Piss and vinegar, that one,
piss and vinegar. I can't wait for next
weekend! Ethel is bringing rhubarb pie.
letters in her name out of everyone i know,
not to mention ever come in contact with.
this alone, to me, spells greatness. or at
least christina muraczewski.
seeing you - next time, i'll plan better
and we'll swim AND roll DEEEEEEP!!!
sluts forever eh?
parties....however, you seem to either
forget that i was there or when i
leave...oh, and jump on your own man
next time..(j/k):) p.s. i've been
practicing the chrissy dance, it's so
fun!!!!
Most of the time she plays it cool,
but ask her about her favorite artist.
Her apathetic yet somehow elitist
expression fades as she is overwhelmed
with enthusiasm. And as she likes to
remind me, "He's not just a great
artist, he's the painter of light!"