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"I HATE: telephones, la cienega, chicks that don't put out,
parking
tickets, angular hair, snowboards, lines, burning the..."
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Hobbies and Interests:
catchin foul balls at Dodgers games. That's right! Barehanded - You saw me on the jumbotron, sukkah!
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Favorite Books:
the unstrung harp
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Favorite Music:
something for rockets are # 1 for prancing, the natural history, enemy love
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About Me:
I HATE: telephones, la cienega, chicks that don't put out,
parking
tickets, angular hair, snowboards, lines, burning the roof of my mouth,
padded bras, "the man," bad manners, dissapointing food, ugly cars,
white people, broken raquet strings, low quality workmanship, stains,
unhappy waiters, stubbed toes, musicians, boring weddings.
I LOVE: goat cheese, afternoon naps, naked girls, shaolin kempo, angry
gays, sleepy diggs, my new shoes, a well
thought
out lighting scheme, apres ski, unnecessary lies,
pretentions of all kinds, soft toilet paper, cunna lingus,
singing in parking structures, offending cab drivers, hangovers, my
soup wand, sales, tennis, my lost willow tree...
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hot slutz with no time for me.
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Testimonials and Comments for Ben
making bad things happen to those
around him... and we love him for it! I still
owe you $50.
live and in person. like i said.
fucking genius. and i'll just keep
writing testimonials about it. so there.
bucks, even better than when you jump
into the ocean and wash out all the
sand that's crept into your bathing
suit.
until Friendster told me so. Now all
my dreams have come true. At least
the good ones. The really scary ones
I will tell only Ben, so he can turn
them into noir-ish screenplays
involving trains and none of the plot
of the actual dreams. Ben, every time
I run past the Temple of Dendur on
Park Drive South, I think of you. How
Egyptian.
ben not too long ago. i couldn't
decide whether most of his stances on
things were disturbing or honest. even
weirder, he gets more endearing the
more he speaks. you have to see this
shit to believe it.
really slutty. I just wanted to be on top of
Lindsey.
who fails to choose the best option
available to him is not as good as he
theoretically could be. If we apply
this principle to God, who had all
options available to Him, and who is
absolutely good, and we recognize that
He created the Beave K, we must accept
that he created the best of all
possible Beave Ks. From that, it
follows that Beave K possesses no
unnecessary evils. He is truly divine.