April Leone

      "I'm a fan of sarcasm, and of absinthe. I've recently bought a little house in Ballard. I drive a souped up VW (it's been..."

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      • Jana
      • Posted
      • What can I say about April? The girl
        is an absolute master in the kitchen,
        she can hold her own with a bunch of
        drunk, burly Alaskan fisherman, she
        has weaknesses for carharts, good
        story-tellers and creme brule. She
        looks hot in tall shoes and fishnet
        stockings and she will break your
        heart if you let her.

        April, you had me at: "I was raised by
        wolves."

      • FuzzyKitten
      • Posted
      • April pets my fuzzy tummy! Sometimes
        she makes me deliscious catnip-soufles
        and other times she drips little drops
        of her cocktain in my little kitten
        mouth. Purrrrr!
      • Eric
      • Posted
      • ... so, girl, when are we going to get
        that fabled drink?
      • Ben
      • Posted
      • I have no idea what that perverted
        onion blossom dude is talking about,
        but let me state for the record once
        and for all that I respect all
        bitches! And the only time I've ever
        hit one, I've had good excuses like
        intoxication, lack of medication or
        the time she "accidentally" stepped on
        the remote to my plasma TV.

        But seriously, a word of warning about
        April. Don't let her cook for you
        unless you plan on hitting her for
        refusing to come over and do it every
        night (oh yeah, that's a good excuse
        too). But the best part about April is
        she doesn't fight back. She's a
        pacifist just like me. It's good to
        know there are still good people alive
        today, even with all the Republicans
        running around and stuff.
      • Anthony
      • Posted
      • April holds the sexiest little onion
        blossom I've ever seen.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • I liked April's hair better when she
        had the crazy multicolored
        Rasta/hippie/Predator dreadlocks, but
        I guess she's still ok. Also, she
        cooks a mean Tofurkey.

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