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      • Jeff
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      • Congratulations on your new-found famosity provided by the USC website. Fight On! LoL.
      • Rick
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      • First I knew him as Asa Shumskas-Tait,
        and then just as Asa Shumskas, and now
        he seems to be Asa S-T. That he's
        experimenting with his name I can only
        take that he's also reinventing himself,
        and I respect him for that, and hope he
        keeps fiddling around with that until
        the day he dies, because I think it
        makes him happy, to change as he grows
        older. I don't like people that think
        they're perfect. I like people who are
        trying to be the best they can. But as
        he has it now, I think Asa's got a
        really good mix of who he is, and I hope
        he doesn't change it too much.

        Although I may be reading a hell of a
        lot too much into this name thing. At
        any rate, I respect the hell out of him.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Asa has a third nipple. How much cooler
        than you does that make him? Lots. By
        day he's a swashbuckling, rum swilling,
        plank-walk ordering, parrot toting,
        poop deck swabbing, jib cutting
        buckaroo. Er...wait...buckaneer. That's
        right, damnit. Asa will send you the
        Davey Jones' locker, loot your corpse,
        and wench your wife all in a good day's
        pillage. But by night he just wants to
        cuddle up in a ball and be loved. I
        think it's because of the dog. It's
        dulled his piratical blood-lust.

        ps...poop deck.
      • Marie
      • Posted
      • You have more friends than me, nwah nah
        nah nah nah! o. I mean, wait...
      • Alan
      • Posted
      • Shit, man! I can't stop giving the
        thumbs up!
      • Caroline
      • Posted
      • Asa is my favorite palindrome, and not just
        because of obvious reasons. He always
        makes me smile, whether he's coming or
        going...this is all despite the fact that we had
        made a pact our freshman year to protect
        each other during Mafia, but then he ended
        up killing me. Thanks a lot...wait. I hate Asa!
      • Donna
      • Posted
      • Asa is my guy. He feeds me and walks me
        most of the time. When he comes home, I
        run run run out to see him. If he's in
        his car, I run over to the door so
        he'll let me in. Then he starts rubbing
        my face and body and I jump and in the
        air. I run away from then back at him,
        then away from him again. I am so happy
        that Asa is home!
      • Marie
      • Posted
      • Unfortunately for me, Asa is way too
        popular on this blasted internet for
        and attention to lil old me, but he
        really is one of the best cocky
        sonofabitches I know. At least you
        TRIED to sing goldfinger...it's really
        the only thing that counts. Stay lazy,
        oh, and Ho-Hay Himpson says hi.
      • Maureen
      • Posted
      • asa is cooler than phil collins. hands
        down.
      • Doug
      • Posted
      • Asa once caught a nasty case of typhus
        and, tragically, died.

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