Avni Shah

The University of Michigan GO WOLVERINES!!!!, The Ohio State University GO BUCKEYES!!!

Ohio State University - Columbus, Attended 2002 - 2005, Class of 2005, Other, Law
University of Michigan - Ann Arbor, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Economics/Political Science

Starving Artist

id really just like to sit on my ass and do nothing all day, but i dont have that luxury do i?

Yesterday, I cried, Native Son, East of Eden, The Bluest Eye, The Color Purple, Roots, Grapes of Wrath, A Wrinkle in Time, Siddartha, House of Mirth

Casualties of War, U-turn, Fargo, Fried Green Tomatoes, Steel Magnolias, Office Space, My Cousin Vinny, Misery, My Girl, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Piano, Dances with Wolves, Glory, Closer, I Heart Huckabees

Favorite Albums, and i mean listen the whole way through: Counting Crows - August and Everything After, Live-Throwing Copper, Outkast-Atliens, Outkast - Aquemani, Madonna - The Immaculate Collection, Lauryn Hill - The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, Alanis Morrisette - Jagged Little Pill, Depeche Mode- Violater, The Smashing Pumpkins - Siamese Dream, Bjork-Post, Pearl Jam - Vitalogy, Mariah Carey - Butterfly

Desperate Housewives, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Prison Break, Ugly Betty, 20/20, Dateline, Northern Exposure, Laguna Beach, Malcolm in the Middle, Judge Judy, Oprah, all of discovery channel, animal planet, TLC, and my 50 premium movie channels

Leo

In case you don't know, now you know...fry-making aint paying the bills for the crazy lifestyle im stuntin...so check it...just like the Avni you know, im flippin it up. I have a rap CD out. In stores NOW. Well, actually my boy Abdullah Rahman hooked me up diddy style. You can buy my debut CD at one of his 7 hot dog stands throughout the Chi. Only 10 dollars, SIX dollars with purchase of a corn dog. You got nothing to lose, and everything to gain by listening to hit after hit after hit of this SICK shit. "You gotta barbecue sauce stache and I wanna lick it, "My pitbull Loco scares the n***as off the block, and "I rock a cubic zirconium chain and everybody knows my name are singles that will top the billboard charts. No doubt. Just listen to these lyrics: "If you step to me, you better be asking for some change or some directions, otherwise I'll jack you up and send your body in a body bag to your motha. Word. She'll be crying and I'll give her a tissue, then smash a bottle over her head and tell her fat ass to get a job. What? Then ill visit your homies and make them hold hands and sing pocket full of posies until one of them drops a turd. You heard?
For those of you who came out last Saturday to my "Concert in the Park at the Jiffy Lube parking lot, I got love for each and every one of you three. It was mad ill when I worked the lot with my mic with the bass blasting from my portable karaoke machine. I had my pants sagging so low, gangsta-style, when they came down around my kankles, and I fell flat on my face, I bust out with "the worm. Then I pop and locked puttin my pants back on. Smooth is my middle name, LOOK OUT I just entered the rap game. For those of you who didn't know, now you know. Educate thy self. Peace.

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