David Ngo

      "i'm independent, weird, funny, vocal, hyper, artsy, romantic, and crazy-go-nuts!"

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      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • hey bruce, if you're in here, there's a get-
        together at marty's later tonight...
      • Adam
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      • Davengo, YOU should be the next governor
        of California. You could run on a
        platform of being taller than Gary
        Coleman, hipper than Gray Davis, and
        less foreign than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
        You're even one of the few people with a
        cooler name than Cruz Bustamante. Yep,
        you definitely get my vote for governor
        of California, but I'm sorry, if you
        were running for governor of my pants
        you'd lose to Georgy Russell. Her
        ironclad platform of being a software
        engineer, being a girl, and being
        button-cute really appeals to my
        demographics.
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • Dave's cool, but he only kicks about
        half as much ass as I might on a day
        that I kicked two times infinity times
        the amount of ass that I actually kick.
        Nomzain?
      • David
      • Posted
      • Dave keeps it real, drops it like its
        hot, and rocks the party that rocks the
        party. He also really likes it when
        you run up from behind, tackle him to
        the ground and yell incoherently.
        Trust me, he's just too shy to ask you
        to.
      • Jonathan
      • Posted
      • David,

        I tried out that butt rash medicine
        that you recommended. The pink stuff.
        What is it called? Pepto something or
        another. In any case, it doesn't appear
        to work. In fact it seems as if it's
        worsening the condition, but perhaps 2
        weeks of application isn't long enough.

        Do you know how difficult it is to sit
        with a rash on your bum? I sat down on
        my roomate's chair and he immediately
        started yelling at me, saying something
        about catching something on his
        butthole. I really don't know how you
        catch something with your buttocks, let
        alone right on your anus, but my
        roomate is pretty resourceful when it
        comes to things like that. In any
        case, thanks for the medicine advice, I
        will be sure to keep you updated!
      • Vanessa
      • Posted
      • Spending five minutes with David Ngo is
        the equivalent of bungee jumping naked
        off a 1000-foot-high cliff... without
        any bungee cord.. or something like
        that... Let's just say it's quite a
        trip =^)
      • Adam
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      • If I could only take 5 things with me
        to a desert island, David (aka Davengo)
        would be one of them. The other 4 would
        be a tasty sandwich, a ninja, the cure
        for cancer, and a hot babe. Now you
        begin to understand the class of
        coolness David is in.

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