Lynn

Rime of the Ancient Mariner

"I can't abide a dirty bathroom."

Lynn's Photo Gallery

Schools (Other):
Long Beach High School
College/University:
Hofstra University, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree
Occupation:
gelfling
Hobbies and Interests:
evading osculation, writing, singing, reading, fun, boot, tart, ship, flammable.
Favorite Books:
I read a lot of plays lately, because I am an adult.
Favorite Movies:
scary.
Favorite Music:
I only like Dokken, "In My Dreams."
Favorite TV Shows:
cartoon mysteries.
About Me:
I can't abide a dirty bathroom.
Who I Want to Meet:
Logan Echolls

Erin
Posted
Lynn had a prettier dress than I did on New Years. Normally that would make me bitter and resentful, but because Lynn is so refined and elegant, I was humbled, instead. Thanks for helping me be less of an a-hole, Lynn!

Azniv
Posted
Lynn,
I don't know you anymore. We both lead busy lives now. OK, so you lead the busy life, and I'm just a bad friend.

Gerba
Posted
There are two kinds of hipster chicks, the ones who became hipsters because they werent the prettiest girls in school and had time away from boys to forumulate other interests in music and stuff, and then there's the model chick hipsters who are just kind of thrust into the world of hip because boys want them there. I would say Lynn is a dick sucking fluffer for pornos.

Jen
Posted
Lynn makes puppies look ugly. But not on
purpose. She's just too adorable to make anything
else adorable look adorable. Also, she's nice to
faeries.

Betsy
Posted
This one's cute, wise beyond her years
and almost too funny. She is foul-
mouthed and smart. A winning
combination!

Dan
Posted
Lynn has an impossibly fun last name,
but I am not telling you what it is.
Why don't you find out yourself. Damn,
you are so lazy.

Gerba
Posted
There are so many pretty yet talentless
female "entertainers". I'm here to say
I know for a fact that Lynn is an
extremely talented ugly ass bitch.