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"I like to stay home and study and that is why friendster
is perfect for me. I can sit at home and make friends in
my..."
More about Antanamo Bay
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Schools (Other):
LA Hankook Academy, Columbus Elementary, Toll Middle School, Herbert Hoover High School, Cal Poly Pomona, Mt. SAC, UCLA
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College/University:
University of California - Los Angeles, Attended 2001 - 2004, Class of 2004, Bachelor's Degree, Psychobiology
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Occupation:
Student
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Hobbies and Interests:
Looking up at my ceiling and seeing if I can vis
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Favorite Books:
Rich Dad, Poor Dad by R. Kiyosaki; I love how he tells me I should buy a lot of real estate, but doesn't tell me how to get the money. It's like, "stupid, don't be poor! Okay?!? OKAY?!?"
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Favorite Movies:
All Quiet on the Western Front circa 1930
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Favorite Music:
Mozart's sonata for two pianos in D major, K488 (It's raises the IQ)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Anything on PBS.
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About Me:
I like to stay home and study and that is why friendster
is perfect for me. I can sit at home and make friends in
my boxers with my books open without being called a
freak. I tried it once on a date and needless to say it
didn't go to well.
Friendster is so great because if a friend is no longer of
use to me, I can click on "edit friends" and erase him/her
minus all the drama. It's ultimate power. I'm so
cool here. It's like I'm god minus all the worshippers and the excellent pension plan.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet you, if you're cool, otherwise forget it. The deal is off.
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testimonial was not suitable for
FriendStarrific... :T I'm so sad, I
want to slit my femoral artery and lay
back as Anthor valiantly tries to dig
into my leg and staunch the wound a la
Black Hawk Down... but in the end he
invariably fails to rescue me,
screaming and crying, from the clutches
of Thanatos. Still, that's how good of
a kid Anthor is, he gets an A for
effort, another gold star on his chart
if you will. Antigone does so many
things at such a high level of
proficiency, I could write several
volumes of Homerian epics dedicated to
his exploits. But I'll keep it down to
a Stephen King-esque diatribe...
Antony is extremely creative and a
veritable lexical acrobat. In fact,
many call him the Li Xia Xuang of
semantics. Still, sometimes this
proves to be more a curse than a boon,
as his catch phrases get jacked and
assimilated in the cultural
landscape... Then when people hear him
use the terms he coined, they say he's
un-OG and shit. So sad, so sad...
Antoine is also renowned for his antics
while under the influence of delicious,
delicious alcohol. True Story: We were
carousing about at The Palace in
hollywood, and one minute I see him
dancing on his own, stumbling around in
a drunken stupor... The next, I
witness him bumping and grinding with
admirable coordination on a 40 year old
Vietnamese lady with her ass all up in
my boy's crotch. Being the good kid
that I am, I called out to him over the
noisy din, "ANTHOR, She's old,
fucker!" Anthony proceeded to dismiss
me with a wave of his hand. I tried
valiantly again, "Anthony, she's at
least 40!" To which he replied
succinty and cogently, "NO FOOL, SHE
CAN'T BE, SHE'S SOFT!" Realizing that
there was a certain degree of wisdom in
his bawdiness, I let him be as he
proceeded to freak a woman who could've
easily been his mother's age. There
was the time we would've whupped on
those racist motherfuckers at Harrah's
in Las Vegas, but the security guards
were frantically amassing their
collective forces to stop us... Then
there was the time that Anthony, in a
drunken rage (a recurring motif for our
entire group) back kicked a newspaper
vending machine as a construction
worker walkie-talkied a report to the
police. Also, who can forget when he
stuck flaming hot cheetos up Gina's
nose and when she woke up she cried and
blamed it on Glen? I can recollect the
occasion where Anthony crawled up some
attic to retrieve an errant pingpong
ball, but exited through the rotting
ceiling falling a good 10 feet unto a
table as we laughed at his misfortune.
And despite my long-winded elaborations
and semi-factual anecdotes, Anthor is
the downest friend, a true illuminati
like a twelve gauge shotty, a devoted
boyfriend, a talented artist, a
billiard champioooon, a member of team
science, an anarchist at heart, a black
belt in a white belt's body, an ardent
follower of Justin
Timberlake's "IJWLYB" dance routine, an
immediate conversation starter, a
dubiously irreligous agnostic that for
some reason still shies away from
blasphemy, a personification of the
high colonic, the proud owner of two
different R6 sportsbikes, the Wu-Di to
my Ba-TSU and my boy for 10 years
strong, it's going on long, now where
do I belong as I sing my song?...
BITCH, you better accept this
testimonial, or I'm going to run on
your genitals with great speed. -FIN-
my friend! =) i didnt accept his
request for the longest time cuz there
was no picture. and who the heck is
an? its ANTHONY! neways.. ANTHONY'S
GREAT! he put up with all my crap in
lab.. all the whining and the
punching. Hes a great guy! hehe hes so
great that i message him back,
accepted his friend request, AND am
giving him a testimonial~ haha UR A
SPECIAL LAB PARTNER! and a friend too
i guess... hahah
perfect guy on earth. Sweet, hella
fine, super duper hot, did I mention
sexy?? His brain's a bonus too! Hehe.
And boy does he drive me crazy when he
serenades me with his guitar and
singing! I just want to take this time
and thank everyone who couldn't catch
his heart (haha that left room for me
to brainwash him and make him mine). I
am truly thankful for his friendship,
love, and care. I don't know what I
would do without you! I love you.
Always here for you,
Poopie
used to sit in a tree, and the back of
the van unlike ROsa Parks, we hatched
out our schemery against Asstul Park.
Yet, the dark side took over and JPK
lost, our force was disbanded our
lightpagers dross. Yet to my
amazement there soon came the time,
where JPK came once together
entwined. Yet, darkseid is fierce and
again An is taken, by sexual
attraction and love he's mistaken.
However a roommate he still is to me,
a friend and a puto from surrogate
family... BIYAITCH