Dano M.K. Danilowicz

      "I'm like a fine dining experience... except without all of that annoying food."

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      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • Marc is one crazy, funny guy with an
        excellant taste in music.
        We've boogied together at shows many
        times cuz Marc is a ladies man.

        Hope to see you back on the west side
        soon!
      • Curtis
      • Posted
      • If you read Marc's testimonial about
        me you will see that he seems to pride
        himself on the fact that my psycho ex-
        girlfriend took him to a Mongolian
        barbeque while I was forced to eat at
        the galley, this was the apex of his
        life. He neglects to mention the two
        hot girls we met at Manatees who took
        us both to Cocoa Beach, they both
        ended up digging me so much that they
        ignored him and he wept (that's how I
        remember it). So he tried to get even
        by conning a dinner out of a mentally
        unstable woman AND leaving me
        abandoned with no ride home from a pub
        in Florida. Then there is also his
        constant attempts to beat my high
        score at Galaga, a void he will have
        in his life until the day he dies. I
        also stole his Cracker CD, and he
        traveled from San Diego to Oklahoma
        City to retrieve it, how petty is
        that? His passive aggressive hatred
        of me was obvious when I called him
        begging for help and he abandoned me
        AGAIN, I was left confused and staring
        at a Beatles Abbey Road poster in a
        bar with a Portuguese man who kept
        telling me to "BEGIN, whatever that
        meant, and forced to rely on a ride
        from complete strangers to get me
        safely to Marc's house, an experience
        that I still feel the effects of to
        this day. He also campaigned and
        voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
      • Curtis
      • Posted
      • I knew Marc back when he was in the
        Navy right after the "Don't ask, Don't
        tell" thing started. He never returns
        my calls or answers my e-mails. I
        hate him with the white hot intensity
        of a million suns.
      • Jane
      • Posted
      • Oddly enough,I haven't seen this sorry
        mf for years (more than 10,mates) and
        even then I only met him once. Yes,
        once. He managed to take my breath
        away.I have asthma. Luckily, the
        Primatine having worked, I am able to
        come to you today to say that Dano is a
        prince among ex-Navy men (rum and the
        lash but no sodomy here,folks, sorry)
        and one hell of a sweetie. (handkerchief
        time?) I miss the rat and wish he'd
        bloody visit once in a decade. hmph.
      • Billi
      • Posted
      • dano is the kind of guy you love
        running into what an awesome warm
        friend. so calm but yet know's how to
        party!! remember mt eclaire dano!! whoo
        hoo miss the fun time's in clairmont!!
      • Lowie
      • Posted
      • Dano and I are in the witness protection
        program. His name is no more Dano than
        mine is Lowie. We're mysterious like that.
      • Jarrad
      • Posted
      • ok Cuz since I am not wasted tonight i
        will hit u up again wit some bullshit
        ass statement that we both know isn't
        what I truely feel about your punk
        ass... Me and my cuz have been through
        alot of shit together mostly great
        times and a ton of family events
        coming from a big fam who loves to
        have a party for anything. Even though
        he is far away and only visits form
        time to time we still manage to stay
        close even if we don't see one another
        for a year or so. I am finally making
        it out to Cali to visit and see where
        he calls home. Lots of luv cuz now
        post my shit.......
      • Jack
      • Posted
      • I never go anywhere without a little
        Dano. Without Dano, I would be very
        uncomfortable. Dano in a tube is
        extremely useful, it lubricates very
        small spaces very easily.

        I love Dano. Almost as much as I love
        poop.
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • Dano?!? I thought they said J-Lo. This
        sucks, I'm outta here.
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • Well it's like this, Dan-O is cool
        because I run into him wherever I
        go...seriously! From NYC to LA, I'll
        just be walking down the street and
        there he is, walking the other
        direction. We usually adjust our plans
        at that point so that we're both going
        the same way, just for a few
        moments...and then we both go our
        separate ways, feeling richer for
        having exchanged some info with each
        other. He also likes to vape, which is
        pretty cool as well.

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