I will make Catherine my trophy wife. She'll
pretend to be offended when I compliment her ass
In front of people, whilst knowing it makes the
other girls jealous. We'll go to big-shot parties to
make an appearence, but thirty minutes in, I'll
make sure people see me looking longingly at her
from across the room before I rush over, grab her
hand and say "we have to go!" Everyone will look
at each other, secretly thinking "I know where
they're going." After our divorce, I'll occasionally
tell my son (who I have full custody of) "Boy, did I
have fun making you..." He'll just shake his head
and cover me with a nearby blanket, knowing that
when I sober up, I won't remember any of it.
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pretend to be offended when I compliment her ass
In front of people, whilst knowing it makes the
other girls jealous. We'll go to big-shot parties to
make an appearence, but thirty minutes in, I'll
make sure people see me looking longingly at her
from across the room before I rush over, grab her
hand and say "we have to go!" Everyone will look
at each other, secretly thinking "I know where
they're going." After our divorce, I'll occasionally
tell my son (who I have full custody of) "Boy, did I
have fun making you..." He'll just shake his head
and cover me with a nearby blanket, knowing that
when I sober up, I won't remember any of it.