|
|
"I eat chocolate compulsively."
More about Lindsay
 |
Messaging Off[Restricted to Lindsay's friends] |
|
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Lindsay is in your extended network |
 |
Lindsay |
You do not have any friends yet. Check out the "Explore" page to see what's happening on Friendster.
|
testimonial...and then take it away
before you can even publish it. What a
tease.
kimodo dragon, because they run really
fast and eat humans. If Lindsay was a
rapper, her middle name would
be "felony," because she'd kick Missy
Elliott's ass with her mad flow and her
magical boomerang of death. If Lindsay
was in a commercial, she'd have green
gatorade sweat all over her forehead
while she rips Mike Tyson's face off.
If Lindsay was a literary device, she'd
be a metaphor because that's the way
her flows goes, ho's.
always bringing weird guys home,
throwing beer bottles around, puking
everywhere and messing up the place in
the middle of the night. actually that's
a small exaggeration. i don't think i've
ever heard a noise from her in the
middle of the night, and theres no weird
guys, and no puke, and the house is
clean and she almost never drinks. but
she does fart alot. damn...