|
|
"I'm 3 feet tall and made of delicious chocolate pudding. When I'm cold I wrap my head in a blanket. When I'm really..."
More about Cactus
 |
Messaging Off[Restricted to Cactus's friends] |
|
|
 |
How you're connected:
| You |
 |
Cactus is in your extended network |
|
Cactus |
|
the cary grant of our time.
cooking up banana moonshine. Too bad
he didn't have his monster truck back
then, we could of outrun the revenuers,
or better yet, crushed them. I wish I
had a monster truck. Cactus is even
more cool than the monster truck would
lead you to believe.
taught me how to make a martini, held
my hand when I caught a sinus infection
in the Himalayas, bought me an Epiphone
guitar, became my dancing partner, and
generally makes me crazy about him a
million different ways every day. Girls
reading this: stay away. The goddamn
boy is mine.