• Derek

      "I have a dislike for incense."

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      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • Even though he lists the TV as "off," I have it on good authority that he does indeed watch CSI, Friends, and Battlestar Galactica. And I force him to watch Project Runway. "Force."
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • You could've left three songs earlier but you stayed and listened to The Duff. You are awesome.
      • Posted
      • The last time I saw Derek, it was right before he got kidnapped by a man wearing a headlamp and tramping through the snowy woods.

        And when I say "tramping," I don't mean it in the "hiking aimlessly" sense.
      • Kyle
      • Posted
      • he is my favorite.
      • David
      • Posted
      • It has been my pleasure to know Derek for many years. Derek was an amazing person back when I first met him and just seems to have gotten better with age. He's smart, can always make me laugh. If we all had a friend like him, we'd all be a bit happier!
      • Jill Courtney
      • Posted
      • Derek has proved influential in my life. I am much more evil now. Much.
      • Matthew
      • Posted
      • Is Derek?
        Yes him is. Quite.
      • Posted
      • Derek is, at once, what Chewbacca is to
        Han Solo and what Alfred is to Batman.
        He sees the potential in people and
        helps them achieve it. He is loyal,
        selfless, and infinitely generous. He
        cooks great dinners and can climb any
        tree. The wittiest of gents is he, and
        a trusted ally. Not to mention that
        little maneuver he pulled at the Battle
        of Tanaab.
      • Colin
      • Posted
      • How often do you meet up with friends
        of internet friends and click with
        them on their first meeting? If your
        answer is "not very much" or "what the
        crap are you talking about?" then that
        just proves how cool Derek is. If
        your answer is "why, it happens ALL
        the time" then damnit, Derek, stop
        reading your own profile and see if
        I'm online. Let's play Hexic or
        something...
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • Despite his incessant and ironic love
        of the vagina folk genre, Derek remains
        a wunderkind. He's got large doses of
        warranted self-confidence, tempered by
        his youthful looks and dark sarcasm.
        And he tears shit up in a dirt pit.
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