I grew up on the tall hills of the Swiss Alps with my
grandfather and a goat. Since those early days, I have
blossomed from an annoying girl in pigtails to a beautiful,
funny and wickedly intelligent woman. If I have a fault it
is that I am too trusting of my friends. For example, I
left my profile open and my friend Dave is actually writing
this. However, since I have a great sense of irony and
humor it usually turns out alright.
