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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Quahog, RI
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Stewie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/347526
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Occupation:
Baby, Evil Mastermind
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What I enjoy doing:
Total world domination, matricide, cheerleading, breast-feeding (not from Peter), throwing sexy parties
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Favorite Movies:
Black to the Future, The King & I, My Fair Lady
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Favorite Music:
Mozart, Rachmaninov, KISS, Hungry Eyes by Eric Carmen, Showtunes
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Favorite TV Shows:
Teletubbies, Jolly Farm Review, Sesame Street
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About Me:
I'm Stewart Gilligan Griffin. Who the deuce are you?
Oh blast, it doesn't matter who you are, damn you all to
hell. Victory is mine!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Ahh yes, my assembly of loyal minions has grown
substantially. However, to rid the world of LOIS, I
require more servants of evil. Victory shall yet be mine!
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Warm yesterday
Even warmer today
Met her on my CB
Said her name was Mimi
Sounded like an angel come to earth
(come to earth)
When I went to meet her
Man you shoulda seen her
Twice as tall as me three times the girth
(girth)
Oh my fat baby loves to eat(loves to eat)
A big ol' buddha-belly and her breasts
swing past her feet(feet)
My fat baby loves to eeeaaat
My big old fat ass baby loves to eat
I got blisters on me fingers!!
second testi. oh wait, here it is.
so, we all know that you hate broccoli,
do you think it damages your accent?
your accent makes me think your
superior, yet you are.
when do you plan to dominate the world?
i would like to know.
just wondering. a fan has to know. stay
cool.
most evil baby in the whole planet that
ever managed to get on TV!!! I LOVE you
so much!!! ^^;
Stewie's Letter: Dear stupid dog, I've
gone to live with the children on jolly
farm. Good bye forever. Stewie.
P.S. I never got a chance to return that
sweater Lois gave me for Christmas.
Umm, I left the receipt on top of my
bureau. I'm probably over the thirty day
return limit but umm... I'm sure if you
make a fuss they'll at least give you a
store credit or something. Umm.. It's
actually not a horrible sweater. It's... It's
just I can't imagine when I would ever
wear it you know? Oh I also left a button
on the bureau. I'm not sure what it goes
to, but I can never bring myself to throw
a button away. I know that as soon as I
do I'll find the garment it goes to and
then it'll... Wait a minute, could it be
from the sweater? Did that sweater have
buttons? Hmm... Well I should wrap this
up before I start to ramble. Again,
goodbye forever.
P.
washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing
vomit off your Christmas dress, you
holiday drunk.
because you have no self-respect and
that gets you off...but you do look good.
shall kill you."
can help me get rid of those 3 guys
who live right next door to me? what,
you want me to do something in
return? sure, whaddaya? you want me
to "do" lois? yeah, i think i can do
that. ohhhhh yeah, i'll make sure to
do her. what, what the frick is this?
what do i need a laser gun for? i
don't need an instruction manual to
tell me how to rock!
you amuse me to no end. HEIL STEWIE!!!
journal...you two, FIGHT TO THE
DEATH!!!"
hey stewie, this hot dog hasnt yet cut
itself! NOW CLEAN IT UP!
i found a questionable still of you
humping miss piggy.