Giles Styles

the school of rock

sit on my face, i guess your weight (girls only)

gilesstyles.com

girls, music, dancing, inventing, innovating, socialising, meeting, greeting, promoting, owning, conquering, admiring, appreciating, and most of all TRAVELING

clockwork orange, the brothers karamazov, how to talk dirty and influence people, the dictionary, the atlas, the thesauras, polish intellects, irish teetotalers, blacks i met while yachting, jewish sports heros

anything kevin smith or john hughes, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, primal fear, godfather trilogy, the last dragon, fear and loathing in las vegas, top gun, better off dead, real genius

frank sinatra, dean martin, sammy davis jr, dance music. the crystal method, rolling stones, los lobos, carlos santana, bob dylan, the dead, the ramones, so many more!

oz, the sopranos, the simpsons, quantum leap, discovery, a&e, biography, e! true hollywood story

i like to make people laugh and laugh with them. i am well
traveled, well cultured, intelligent, and have a terrific
sense of humour (although nobody EVER laughs???) i am of
british heritage and possess dual citizenship, which
amounts to me not having to wait in the long line at
customs when i visit europe!

to quote a wise man i say "if you're not laughin', fuck
off!"

i have also just been ordained as a minister of the
Universal Life Church! :D

A hot girl with lube and an open mind