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James Burris
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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Chicago
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James's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/348654
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Other education:
Hard Knocks and Pimpin'
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College/University:
Oberlin College, Attended 1999 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Politics: International Politics and American Government
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Occupation:
Professional Online Job Database Scanner
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Affiliations:
Flying Horsecows, DFA, Swift2024, Naturally Delicious Productions
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What I enjoy doing:
Junk, Cover Letters, Cursing Liberal Arts Degrees, and unsuccesful presidential campaigns
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Favorite Books:
Currently Reading: Augustine of Hippo and Barbara Ehrenreich, and Edward Said. Currently Finished: George R.R. Martin's Song of Ice and Fire. Currently Dying to come out: 4th Book of Aformentioned George R.R. Marting
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Favorite Music:
Kanye, Mieka, Norah, Counting, Jay, Jay-, Talib, and The...
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Favorite TV Shows:
Ultra Liberal Politics Shows (Read: West Wing, Said: With three fingers on each hand pointed up on your chest and a deep unannunciated voice as in "West Side")
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Zodiac Sign:
Gemini
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Who I Want to Meet:
In college I read the 3rd book of Robert Caro's LBJ series entitled Master of the Senate. It was a huge hard cover book that weighed a 100 lbs. But our prof told us that we should carry the book around with us and read it in coffee shops and that interesting people would come up to talk to us. I'm still waiting for those people.
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picked them apart into little cyber buds,
rolled them up in a piece of chatline
thread and smoked them . . . .getting
stoned on other people's "shout outs" . .
what a bastard.
have partied down with this man. He
and I were always good for just one
drink on a random wednesday night or
so. From peeling my drunk ass off the
yellow lines of Lorain St. at 3am, to
watching a very drunk James play
chicken with a moving cop car on some
broke ass Huffy and falling on his head,
to getting beat up by strippers, to
inventing drinks at the Feve that made it
on the specials menu, I don't know what
I would do without this guy. Except for
that time when he slapped me really
hard at the Feve and I couldn't hear for
like 4 months, that sucked . . . on
second thought, fuck you James Burris.
Well Boston misses you, except for the
ladies, they are pretty happy you are no
longer throwing your cheap game at
them. As a warning, if James ever tells
you that he is going to leave the door of
his house unlocked so you can
discreetly let yourself in at 5:30am,
don't believe him. Unless you don't
mind getting shit from his dad at
breakfast
for pictures with his loser talking head
friends. Actually, James is okay.
we were in church together, Yes that's
right James when to church one time in
his life. He's a kool dude , I am sure you
all know that.... Boy is crazy ... hollar at
him
almost everytime that something
involving to much booze happens, its
james fault. or to much of anything
really. mostly james just causes
trouble. lots of trouble. i was with
him the first time he shot a gun. ive
never seen anything quite so
invigorating.
He also hates saying phrases like, "Ya
mama's a bitch". He likes to throw
the disc out the back of the endzone.
He tells people he's from Chicago
proper, but this is clearly not true
(Hyde Park isn't Chicago, James).
He likes Sammy Sosa, which, you
know...makes him hard to spend time
around. He used to piss me off a lot,
but I deserved it most of the time, so
I decided I like him now.
That's all I got.
study room in muddy mudd library and
found james leaning back in the chair, feet
on the (my) desk, intent on some ariticle,
probably on iran. or maybe he was reading
the times. in any case, he owned that desk
and that swivel/leany chair, more than i ever
could. james- some day i'll walk into your
office in the WW and find you in that same
position. better yet, maybe you'll walk into
your office and find me there, trying to be as
cool. then you and i can get omelettes and
read the sunday paper; you can have the
front page first and i'll read the week in
review, like old times.
ninjas on task, James your man.